Well hello there my fellow human!

My name is John Lee Taggart and I’m a comedy writer from the North-East of England…I feel this means I have a fun outlook on life, but will eventually die from eating too many sausage rolls and drinking too much ale – ah well.

Anyway, I travel the world, and live life – encountering the weird, wonderful, and everything in between as I go. I have attempted to sum up the range of emotions you may feel reading the tales on this site and in my other works through this GIF…I imagine you are at least vaguely horrified and/or aroused by now? Great, job done.

Anyway, so yeah! That’s why this site is called Storytime with John; as it’s a place where I put out a whole host of stories which document the interaction of an absolute moron (that’s little old me!) as he attempts to navigate this world and all it has to offer. Comedy tales, travel stories, weird videos, musings on life, and all sorts of other stupidity – it’s a fun place to be…you’re sure to enjoy it my friend!

 Unless you’re a boring bastard, in which case: don’t bother – otherwise I hope you love what you see and look forward to hearing from you soon!

Peace and love! x

p.s. all business enquiries should email directly, and payment is preferred in gold bullions, goats, or…well just money I guess, is fine.