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“John…I really, really, want to eat your life.”
– Quiet six year old kindergarten child.
What does she mean by that? I don’t think we’ll ever know…or at least, I hope I never find out!
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Hilarious and frightening
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Kids say the creepiest things!
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That was one-minute of very scary, followed by thousands of outcomes in my brain and none very good 😉
AnnMarie
Enjoyed it even though it freaked me out a bit 😉
I substitute teach and I think I know that child!
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hahaha my imagination has been running wild too, funny thing is she is the quietest little princess/fairy/pink loving little girl (you know the type!) So that makes it even more bizarre!
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I think she loves u hahahaha!!! 🙂 😉
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That child is creep-tastic! Got any thoughts on your last meal? Do you think whatever you had last eaten would affect the taste of your life?
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Oh dear…I had ice cream…so errrr, I win, right?
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Every horror movie I have even gotten half way through has started with a sweet pretty little child saying something incredibly creepy before its head does a 360 and the walls burst into flames.
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haha! I find horrors simply hilarious, they’re just ridiculous most of the time…except when it comes to creepy little kids…that spells recurring nightmares!
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That is fucking really weird and terrifying.
I hope English was her second language.
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It’s mental. But yes, it’s her second language – that makes it a little better I think…but not by much!
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Poignantly mental as the bard would say 😀 Man, you have some seriously weird kids there 😉
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Freaky
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John Lee Taggart 
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