Those who have even vaguely read any of my stories, will probably pick up that I am somewhat self-conscious when it comes to my looks…well, I guess most of us are. 

That’s why I nominated myself for an Extreme Makeover. 

This is me before the makeover! I was pretty excited!

Collage Face

And, this is me after my makeover – I really like my new look, what do you think?

Collage Face 2

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69 responses

  1. Nishi Avatar

    Tissue paper facial? five stars on the results.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Nishi they were giving out free face mask things at the local supermarket – not sure what they were!

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      1. Nishi Avatar

        😀

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  2. sanseilife Avatar

    I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in I don’t know how long so thank you!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha, that’s good to hear! I spent a lot of time laughing at my own pictures, which is probably weird, but never mind!

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      1. sanseilife Avatar

        If you’re trying to get a date you need to get some different pictures sorry….

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        So I shouldn’t make it my profile picture then? 😉

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      3. sanseilife Avatar

        The rice paper image is alarming to the Asian in me but you are adorable in an alarming way……
        L

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      4. Storytime with John Avatar

        Oh, err, thank you 🙂

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  3. The Laughing Duck Avatar

    All I can think about is how you had commented your hair about being “fucking cute” the last time. Yes, the makeover went well.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha, did I say that?!?! I can’t remember – but you’re probably right, I say A LOT of stuff 😉

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      1. The Laughing Duck Avatar

        Cheers to that !

        But it serves a good laugh (:

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  4. spaul418 Avatar

    Yes! Creepy face masks are the best!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Right?! I felt like the creepy guy from Hannibal..forgot his name…anyway, lots of fun 😀

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      1. spaul418 Avatar

        Masks the come from korea and hina are the beat. They have thing lisle snail slime (pretty much poop) and others with esseance of gold. They look super villionius.. This this is what bad huys fighting bond wpuld wear

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  5. sanseilife Avatar

    Sorry you are really adorable hope I don’t offend you I think you just so stinking cute!

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  6. laurenpickens Avatar

    Haha I love that you can find the humor in life!
    A lot of the time we are so critical on ourselves about things that no one else
    would notice.
    Btw don’t worry you are very handsome John 😄

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Aww thanks Lauren! 🙂

      That’s very true, I know everyone has their hang-ups, or whatever you want to label them. Naturally I’d rather joke about them, than I don’t know…sit in a corner crying.

      Not that I haven’t done that…but still!

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  7. mstoywhisperer Avatar

    I was extremely interested when I saw the photos in the reader. It looked extreme. Now I’m over it. I hope you are too!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Yeah, I got it out of my system!

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  8. chandansengupta1961 Avatar
    chandansengupta1961

    Not to worry John, it was only skin deep!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! 🙂

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  9. C. E. Robinson Avatar

    I vote for a new profile picture…the nod your head down slightly sly look!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Slightly sly, hahahaha! I’m not much of a “selfie” person, perhaps I need more practice.

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      1. C. E. Robinson Avatar

        How about curious, mysterious look, better than sly? Even though your existing profile pic is OK, a “selfie” would put you in the limelight. Count that as practice!

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        Oooh! I like that – I like that a lot! 🙂

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  10. Jelena Avatar

    haha this post is awesome! 😀

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  11. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

    Hahaha you are too cute 🙂 looking quite dapper John!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Thank you! I’m enjoying my new face! 😉

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  12. cestlavieladypatience Avatar
    cestlavieladypatience

    Before was kinds scary, almost Michael Meyers like with that mask over your face.. After, very beautiful.

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  13. justasillysomething Avatar

    John, are you sure those are masks or are you walking around with a toilet seat cover on your face? Teehee.. Just being humorous. You look lovely.

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    1. juliacann Avatar

      Hahahahaha I thought the exact same thing! I wasn’t sure if that belonged on your face. However, lovely transformation!

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      1. Storytime with John Avatar

        Toilet seat covers?! hahaha these comments are hilarious.

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      2. juliacann Avatar

        Well, it is the internet. You never know!

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  14. Fatima Avatar
    Fatima

    Hehehe can’t stop laughing on the before pics. Your sense of humor is one of a kind. Btw the makeover went very well.

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  15. Geraint Isitt Avatar
    Geraint Isitt

    Pretty sure I saw a woman in a certain kind of film looking like this once ….

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha that sounds like a scary movie, a very, very scary one.

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  16. scifihammy Avatar

    Before – The Mummy! After – A Cool Vampire from Twilight! Neat trick 🙂 Like the scarf too.

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  17. aqilaqamar Avatar
    aqilaqamar

    From drab to fab hahahaha though both sets are not the real you 🙂 I just also think that the squinting you was cute. Though you liked like the X-Files tapeworm man a bit in some of those pictures as scifihammy said a mummified thing LOL

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  18. Denny Sinnoh Avatar

    Makeover? Thank God. I thought the top photo was an ad for gay bukkake videos …

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well that’s tainted this photo for me! hahaha good observation.

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  19. pieterk515 Avatar

    You got me freaking out!! Those first pics make you look like an extra in a horror movie. Or this really ugly girl that I used to go to school with. Don’t judge me! Puberty doesn’t play any games with people.

    Fortunately it is something most of us leave behind. Most of us.

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  20. charlypriest Avatar

    John, that is completely not right, aaaaaaa! 😉 You actually look very good, I would even go out with you. You pay for the dinner though.

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  21. charlypriest Avatar

    F…k that sounded gay….

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha!

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  22. Xiottei Legends Blog Avatar

    ….YOU HAVE DONE MAKEOVERS… THE EXTREME WAY.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      SO EXTREME.

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  23. You look great!!!!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Aww, thank you, far too kind 🙂

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  24. Garfield Hug Avatar

    Great!! 😀

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha,glad you got a kick out of it 😀

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  25. ingalicious Avatar

    Amazing pictures! That made my day, hehe! I look forward to seeing the pics of the full body gaffer-tape-wax job.

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  26. ktz2 Avatar

    oh you’re just way too handsome now–look out

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  27. merbear74 Avatar
    merbear74

    Skin as smooth as a babies rump, lol.

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  28. Silver Avatar

    Seems like cheap things are the best, uh-huh.
    Great makeover with the free masks from the supermarket.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well this time around 😉

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  29. smittenwithhim Avatar

    Totes adorbs, John!!!! You are so photogenic!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Oh, I’ve never been called that before 😀

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  30. mitchteemley Avatar

    Big improvement over the previous look (with the white paper on your face). ;>)

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha, I’d have to agree Mitch 😀

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  31. cfortunewrites Avatar
    cfortunewrites

    LoL #shameless #selfie 2 thumbs up.

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  32. girlseule Avatar

    Faaaaaaaaaabulous!

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  33. romancingliife Avatar

    Wasn’t sure what I was looking at before before I clicked on the link… The make over sure did work.. 😉 You look awesome! 🙂

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  34. Pebbles On The Road Avatar

    Self-conscious about your looks? For real? While all this time I’ve been thinking how incredibly handsome you are. You remind of Jeremy Renner, who is a total hottie.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Oh, I’m blushing in public – and everyone is looking at me like I am a maniac! 😀 haha! Thank you!

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      1. Pebbles On The Road Avatar

        Blond Englishman blush the *best*.

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        hahaha! There’s some truth to that.

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  35. sweetpea2love Avatar
    sweetpea2love

    Thanking you kindly for the laughs. This grocery store mask would be so cool for Halloween, I hope you saved some for next year. But, honestly you are a cutie and should not worry about your looks. Love your sense of humor, you will live a long and happy life John. Take care and happy blogging to ya…:)

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  36. dansarc Avatar

    You rock my friend! Thanks for the never-ending laughs. No obsessing on the looks. You’re a stud and I’m jealous of the hair! I don’t care if that sounded gay or not. LOL I’d tell my wife but she’s just laugh and say yup…..sounded gay and so be it. 🙂 Really enjoying your blog. You’re on mine for top favorites! Rock on!

    -Dan

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