I wish that I suited glasses…I am jealous of people who look distinguished, and interesting with a nice pair of specs – so to combat this I permanently live under the illusion that I have just not found the right pair…so still I search, and search…hoping to one day find what I am looking for.Β 

Today’s search was unsuccessfulΒ (again!)Β 

Opticians

And for some reason it got me kicked out of the opticians…how rude! Pfft!

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  1. Julia Manuel Avatar
    Julia Manuel

    ROFL!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      See Julia, it’s people like you that make me jealous! I guess glasses just don’t suit me πŸ˜‰

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  2. juliacann Avatar

    Keep searching! There’s a pair out there for you!

    ….I just got the Glasses half-full joke. haha nice!

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  3. edwinasepisodes Avatar

    Oh I don’t know, i think those little round dark glasses look pretty good on you!

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  4. sweetpea2love Avatar
    sweetpea2love

    Oh my goodness, I sure can relate to your ongoing problem. Have you tried the eye ware that you can’t see the frames? The lenses are attached to the ear arms, or whatever that part is called. I bet you would look dapper in a pair of those, because I think it’s the bulky frames turning you off. Good luck and I expect a follow up blog from you…hehehe πŸ™‚

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  5. -A- Avatar

    I THOUGHT IT WAS JEREMY RUNNER!! xD

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  6. creativewriter Avatar

    I like the modelling faces! LOL. Maybe I should do that while trying on new glasses now πŸ™‚

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  7. Minty Avatar

    Im a big fan of the glasses in the top right picture bud πŸ™‚

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  8. Dustin John Avatar

    Lol definitely #2!

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  9. Fatima Avatar

    Lol I totally relate! I’m still in the search of a good sunglasses!

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  10. djelectramorhipism Avatar

    Lol. They probably thought you weren’t serious. Thanks for sharing.

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  11. Rebecca Beyond Avatar

    John….. Can I ask if you need glasses, or just wanna rock some statement ones? πŸ™‚ My little sis is holding off until she finds the perfect ones, whilst sacrificing being able to see properly! From across the road she asked me.. ‘Can you see my face properly?’ Ah the vanities of slightly (8yrs) younger than me youth… She does think she looks like the Bo Selecta bear in some pairs though which wouldn’t be so good I imagine!

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  12. laughinglife Avatar

    To be fair the faces you are pulling don’t help your case… haha

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  13. positivelyeffervescent Avatar

    I like the bottom right ones. πŸ™‚

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  14. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

    Thanks for the silly faces πŸ™‚ Your posts always brighten my day. I don’t know you personally, but I feel like if we did we’d be great friends. Hope your day is going well

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  15. balletandboxing Avatar

    I like the ones top left and bottom right. It’s all in the attitude. Work it like Zoolander.

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  16. soulsofislamadmin Avatar
    soulsofislamadmin

    Sqaure frameless lens?

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  17. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    Just work it! own it..you will be fabulous πŸ˜‰

    Heather
    http://www.thefab3.com

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  18. Quest Sickle Avatar
    Quest Sickle

    Ha ha, that’s funny! Keep looking for a good pair!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha, I will…one day…one day…

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  19. oxygen4thejourney Avatar

    Hmmm, I think pulling faces adds to the glasses looking funny on you lol
    Try the rectangle type.
    My uncle wore glasses for years to look intelligent, it was only when I tried them

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    1. oxygen4thejourney Avatar

      On that I realised he wore them without needing them.

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  20. camiwine Avatar
    camiwine

    I have the exact same issue; and in the nicest way possible, I am quite pleased that I am not alone on this!
    I have just order about 10 pairs of Chanel frames into another store to try and hopefully I will find a suitable match.

    Giggle, Cam xo

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  21. aqilaqamar Avatar
    aqilaqamar

    that’s pretty cute man heheheh

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Thanks πŸ™‚

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  22. scifihammy Avatar

    Love the faces – particularly bottom left! πŸ™‚ If you are serious about glasses, I suggest a smaller frame, and, since you are so fair, a pale colour – just the top coloured would be good.
    I’ve been wearing glasses since I was five 😦 And no matter what they assure you when you are choosing a new frame, your glasses always look rubbish when fitted with a prescription lens like the bottom of a coke bottle! – which is why I also have contact lenses – to actually leave the house in πŸ™‚

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  23. Gill McGrath Avatar

    Well John . The ones you have are good for a laugh…… or put it another way…..They take nothing away from your beauty. Your light shines through!!! ( wonderful photos)

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  24. il neige sur Liège Avatar

    πŸ™‚

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  25. accidentallyreflective Avatar

    Rectangular frames would suit you! Don’t give up! My other half wants a round pair and I just can’t let him get them! Good luck on the hunt πŸ™‚

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! In my head, I think the round ones look cool…then I put them on, and well…just no. I WILL KEEP HUNTING!

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  26. mpsharmaauthor Avatar

    You are jealous of people who can’t see without windows on their eyes? As a glass wearer I don’t get it, unless you’re jealous of my ability to see ugliness in nothing, seriously everything is beautiful to me because I don’t judge. Blobs that is.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Believe it or not, I honestly am jealous! I think it makes people look more refined, and classy! Call me silly, but I think it’s true! Also…you get to take them off dramatically, in movie scenes…or…well…yeah…

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      1. mpsharmaauthor Avatar

        Well you can always just wear frames without any lenses in them, I hear they’re all the rage now, that way when someone pokes you in the eye to check, they’re going to be so guilty they won’t even notice that your face doesn’t suit them. In fact, they’re going to be bending over backwards to say otherwise and voila – problem solved … well, erm at least in my head. Which doesn’t say much πŸ˜‰

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  27. complicitgrace Avatar
    complicitgrace

    The secret is to wear the glasses and don’t let them wear you. ;p

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! Great advice, I will try and follow it πŸ˜‰

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  28. danadanaxo Avatar
    danadanaxo

    In all honesty, I’ve worn glasses for 6+ years. They f*ckin suck. When it rains? Count on them looking like a windshield of a car with shitty wipers. I mean, yeah the look nice on some people. And some people look super smart wearing them. But your best bet would be to go for contacts. You’ll thank me later. Since you still HAVE to get glasses for those times you take out your contacts, I suggest rectangular shape, something with a thin or slightly thicker frame…but not goggle thick. Happy hunting!

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  29. One Gentleman Avatar

    They just do not understand the struggle bud. LoL

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  30. sb2711 Avatar
    sb2711

    Harry Potter sans the scar πŸ˜›

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Something like that, haha!

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      1. sb2711 Avatar
        sb2711

        Lol…you should have auditioned for the role πŸ˜›

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  31. Garfield Hug Avatar

    Great selfies….I laughed so hard…thanks😁

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Me too, hahaha ~ got the weirdest faces going πŸ˜‰

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      1. Garfield Hug Avatar

        I think you would look good in a pair of Oakleys – the frames would suit your face. πŸ˜„

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