A picture is worth a thousand words…or so the old saying goes, right?

Well here is a picture – but what does it say exactly?

Lazy Oaf

That’s right! Top of the class! An automatic A for you!

It says that this fine young gentleman is having a marvelous time on a Wednesday…that he is oddly un-phased by the bout ofΒ humpdayitisΒ that seems to be going about. It’s probably due to the “meat buffet” he has just laid waste to – and the fact that the only work he has completed all day, was writing cartoons…unless you class rapping in the shower, or critiquing WWE wrestlers for lookingΒ “too fake”,Β as work…which you probably don’t…which is honestly fair enough.

What you don’t see in the picture is the violent toilet time that followed minutes later…but we don’t need to talk about that.Β Ooops. We already did…DAMMMIT!

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41 responses

  1. erikakind Avatar

    Lol!!!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha, silly I know…but never mind πŸ˜‰

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      1. erikakind Avatar

        No, not silly … funny! A smile in someone’s face never hurts. And you are a master of making others smile!

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        πŸ™‚

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  2. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

    Looking stylish as always John, love the scarf! Very funny picture πŸ™‚

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Thank you, I think I fitted the description in the store – very cozy scarf, mind! πŸ™‚

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      1. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

        Hmmm… Lazy oaf wouldn’t be my first words to describe you, but to each their own! At least you’re having fun πŸ™‚ it’s always good to be able to laugh at yourself

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        hahahaha! Phew πŸ™‚

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      3. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

        By the way, who do you get to take these ridiculous pictures of yourself? Family member or friend? Not just some stranger in the store I hope

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      4. Storytime with John Avatar

        hahahaha whoever I am with, as long as they understand my sense of humour they’re usually down. Or they just look at me like, “why would you do that?” …that’s when I know we’re probably not destined to be best pals.

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      5. zotzotzotblogger Avatar

        Hahahah hope you haven’t encountered that awkward situation too frequently! PS: If I was ever with you, I’d take the picture for you with enthusiasm. And would probably make weird faces and do a selfie as well!

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  3. damschrj Avatar
    damschrj

    Violent bathroom times aren’t bloggable material? There goes half of my posts.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      You get a toilet pass πŸ˜‰

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  4. Almost Iowa Avatar

    WWE Wrestlers looking fake? Never heard of such a thing!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Lunacy, I know!!!

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  5. laurenpickens Avatar

    Hahahaha! Meat buffet? Sounds like a balanced diet John!!!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I know Lauren, right? I wish I had a good excuse…but…nah, I got nothing 😦

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  6. thortonjakes Avatar
    thortonjakes

    I couldn’t find humpdayitis in my physicians desk reference…is this a contagious disease?

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Yes! I didn’t catch it thankfully πŸ˜€

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  7. Cary Vaughn Avatar
    Cary Vaughn

    I am afraid to ask what a “meat buffet” is.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      It’s a one way ticket to diahorrea and sadness, Cary!

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  8. Danika Maia Avatar

    John! You need to start using some anti wrinkle cream mate looks like those forehead lines are doin ya rough πŸ˜›

    http://www.danikamaia.com

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I know, I know ~ it’s all that laughing, perils of the job ; -)

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      1. Danika Maia Avatar

        Ah but who are we kidding it looks distinguished on you. Men can get away with it all!

        Danika

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        Yeah Danika, that’s what I like to think…until I have random kids coming up to me telling me my forehead looks like the McDonalds sign! hahahaha! Not so fun! πŸ˜€

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  9. gh0stpupp3t Avatar

    LMAO πŸ˜€

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  10. cheryltunt Avatar

    We have the same sneakers.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well you have wonderful taste πŸ˜‰

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  11. aqilaqamar Avatar
    aqilaqamar

    Here is my opinion, unadulterated one, what the gentlemen is thinking in the picture:

    “It’s pretty cold; my nether regions are freezing off and this sign has the audacity of accusing me hauling my ass all the way here is becoming of a lazy oaf? Screw you sign and all your corporate obligations of making me feel bad! Look I got a great sweatshirt on in the classic grey to invite the snow but I also got a clean brown part skinny pants on to complement my curves and my abs. Not to mention I added a crocheted scarf to my hoodie take that Yves Saint Laurent I am king when it comes to fashion. But as my expression clearly states I half-think about what you think so no way in hell am I lazy. I am just fashionably late when it comes to analyzing of any sort. But I got a degree on cool facial gymnastics and a symmetry of a male model so if I am an oaf I am adorable as olaf but charming as any Disney guy you can throw. Oh, why was I here again? I think the only thing I like in this rack is the sign itself oh wait that studded jacket is not bad, I can wear that to work…”

    πŸ˜‰ keep those expressions coming πŸ™‚

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  12. aqilaqamar Avatar
    aqilaqamar

    Reblogged this on Iconography β™  Incomplete and commented:
    This guy John makes great faces XD

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      πŸ˜€

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      1. aqilaqamar Avatar
        aqilaqamar

        What say you about my commentary John lol

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  13. sb2711 Avatar
    sb2711

    Lazy Oaf Escapes πŸ˜› Hahahahha…funny one John!

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  14. kimboxin Avatar

    Looks like that meat buffet was catching up and, you were pondering where the nearest bathroom was. In times like these, all any of us want is an unoccupied bathroom. I hope you found one! Side note: I freaking love that scarf!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! Yeah Kim that is EXACTLY what was going on, you will be glad to hear I found one though πŸ˜‰

      And yeah the scarf is paying dividends! Cosy, but necessary! (Korea just got snowy, and cold all of a sudden!)

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  15. kimboxin Avatar

    Truly happy for you John, but of course I don’t identify because, as we all know…women don’t poop (that’s just science :)).
    Send me an email if you care to share your scarf source. I’d love to see that around my boyfriend’s neck this Christmas.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well of course, I thought that was just assumed πŸ˜‰

      Maaaan! Wish I could help, but I got a few from a Korean lady at a random stall! 😦

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  16. shweth Avatar

    Lovely scarf☺ πŸ˜‰

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  17. charlypriest Avatar

    Am I the only guys commenting…..this is getting weird.

    Anyways, you should give me some style pointers, when it gets to dressing…..IΒ΄m just dull, probably look in the mirror once a weak…..this is even more weird.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha! Never weird, always amusing with you, sir! πŸ˜€

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  18. Garfield Hug Avatar

    LOL! There really is such a brand called Lazy Oaf😁 Your facial expression said it all 😝

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