I ate a dog in China, and it has haunted me ever since…I mean you really don’t forget that kinda’ thing! Arghhhhhhhhh! 

Oh, and by the way – while I am here…the WordPress suspension has been lifted, they sent me this message “You may have seen our earlier notice that some social features had been disabled in your account. We have now reversed this block and hope the disruption to your use of our service was minimal.” Thank you so much to each, and every person who expressed concern over the misunderstanding. It was great to see the community come together in that way, and I am beyond appreciative. Honestly, thank you so much. 

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58 responses

  1. Gill McGrath Avatar

    So glad it worked out and you are’ back’ and don’t feel too battered by WordPress and its mysterious ways!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Thanks Gill, it was quite a relief! 🙂

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  2. The Storyteller Avatar
    The Storyteller

    My cousin was teaching English in South Korea just over a year ago, and went out to a restaurant, and was really enjoying the meal so she asked what it was, and she thought the guy said “dog”, and she got really upset about it, until she realized he’d actually said “duck”… so she felt better about that afterwards

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha! Their pronunciation of the word is so similar, so I can see where the confusion could come from! Dear me 😀

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  3. edwinasepisodes Avatar

    I am so pleased that you are still here, and that everything is now sorted out. 🙂

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      And yes, me too 🙂

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  4. insanitybytes22 Avatar

    Good to see you still kicking 😉

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Can’t get rid of me that easily 😉

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  5. edwinasepisodes Avatar

    Oh, YUCK! I am quite a carnivore, but I don’t think I could eat dog, horse or rabbit. Having said that, there was a palaver over here last year when some of the Supermarkets had been selling meat products which contained horse. I bet I have eaten a horseburger and not even realised!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! Quite probably! I remember hearing about that actually!

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  6. Just Plain Ol' Vic Avatar
    Just Plain Ol’ Vic

    I have traveled overseas and have had dog before. I think that if you can get beyond the 100% mental preconceived notions that most Westerners have about it, then you realize it is just another meat. Like many meats, it tastes like whatever the dish is spiced with.

    On another note, glad WordPress has finally seen the light! People 1 – “The Man” 0

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      True, I mean what are the differences really other than the fact we have assigned some the designation of pets. Of course just like everyone else that is embedded in my mind too! So I have the same notions!

      And yeah man, fight the power! haha! 🙂

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  7. cherylgross Avatar

    I had a friend who was in the navy and ate everything. He couldn’t bring himself to eat dog, monkey yes, dog no. But as they say, when in Rome…

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  8. Natasha Sykes Avatar

    YOU ATE A DOG?!?!?!? D: WUT

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    1. Natasha Sykes Avatar

      For real though good for trying new things and not rejecting their culture, but I hope it wasnt a cute one!

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      1. Storytime with John Avatar

        hahaha! Yeah Natasha it will haunt me for life! But in the situation it felt rude not to adhere to customs! Rock, and a hard place!

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        p.s. I hope so too! haha!

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  9. cherylgross Avatar

    Getting back to my friend in the navy, this guy would eat and try everything. The only reason why he didn’t eat dog was because he had owned one when he was a kid. Otherwise I’m sure he would have at least tried it. His mother was the same way. One night they invited me over for a chicken dinner. When they unveiled the chicken, it still had it’s feet attached. I was very young at the time and freaked out. The legs were my favorite part, or used to be. Still can’t get the vision out of my head and it’s been decades. UGH!!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Urghhhhh!!!!! NOOOOO! I know this is coming from the guy who ate dog, but that’s seriously messed up! hahaha!

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  10. cowboylawyer Avatar

    Have you tried rattlesnake or possum? Do you have them in England?

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I haven’t had either! What’s the verdict on them, any good?

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      1. cowboylawyer Avatar

        I don’t know. Even though I think of myself as a tough cowboy in Colorado, I have a weak stomach about meat that is not beef. That’s where I draw the line.

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  11. howardat58 Avatar

    I ate sparrow and chips in Portugal once. Six little featherless sparrows lying on a bed of chips (US: fries) with their legs in the air. The skull was the handle !

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  12. Cary Vaughn Avatar
    Cary Vaughn

    EAT A CAT?! Ha! That was funny.
    I’m totally diggin’ the porn music running in the background.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha! Well it was actually a Snoop Dogg instrumental loop, but now I’ll never be able to shift that image! Dammit! 😀

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  13. Very Bangled Avatar

    I starred this for the suspension lift. Not the dog eating, that should haunt you!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      It does, haha – it really does! But yes, thank you for the support 🙂

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  14. erikakind Avatar

    I admire you for your confession! I can hardly imagine how you felt after that experience… But on a different note: I am so happy you are definitely back! You made history on Wordlpress!

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  15. Marissa Bergen Avatar

    So glad John! Although I admit, I was secretly making plans to take over the blogging world with you out of the picture…drats, foiled again.

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  16. AprilEsutton Avatar

    I hope you don’t sleep with your dog. I’d be afraid to close my eyes if I were you. No Dog, Horse, or Rabbit, nor primate of any kind. I have had fish as pets, and I do eat them. I may have to blog about this.

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  17. […] a little obsessed with thoughts of food. I really enjoy food of all kinds, and then I listened to I Ate A Dog, and I feel I should warn you John, but your dog may be planning something, and I would sleep with […]

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  18. PeabuttonsMom Avatar

    IF I ever eat dog meat then I don’t EVER NEVER want to be told. My conscious would never let me sleep! Also, I am so VERY glad WordPress decided to lift your burden and let you to continue to play here! I like this playground!

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  19. accidentallyreflective Avatar

    YAY! Glad it’s lifted!
    And OMG you have a northern accent! Where are you from in the UK? I’m trying to figure it out but can’t do it, it’s not Manchester is it?
    Oh and sorry about the dog : /

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  20. totsymae1011 Avatar

    Back in action…uh…a dog, eh…

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Yes, indeed! 😀

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  21. Pebbles On The Road Avatar

    The waiter asked if you wanted to SEE the pup while it was still alive?!! Kinda like picking your lobster out of the tank before they drop the poor thing in a pot of boiling water.

    I’ve always been told all meat tastes like chicken. Is that just an Amaerican thing? I don’t know. So did the dog taste like chcken? You’re far more adventerous than me. I could never eat a doggie. Yikes.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Wasn’t even the waiter, it was my Chinese friend!!! He thought he could go in the kitchen, come out with one on the leash just before dinnertime…arghhhh..the madness of it all!

      People do tend to say everything tastes like chicken, not so sure myself!

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  22. AZVHV.wordpress.com Avatar
    AZVHV.wordpress.com

    nooooooo… not dog!!

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  23. Persia Karema Avatar

    Glad you’re back! 🙂
    You ate dog… 😦

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Bittersweet moment, haha! 🙂

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  24. KaleverA Avatar
    KaleverA

    Thats confusing. Why would they make any changes to your account? Im glad the situation was promptly rectified. Id cry an ocean of tears if your blog diapeared💦

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well they stopped me from following, and liking people for like a day – then must have realised that it is ridiculous that I can’t “follow people back” if they follow me…and changed it. Anyway, phew, it’s over for now!

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      1. KaleverA Avatar
        KaleverA

        All is well in the blogosphere again🌹

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        Wooooo!

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  25. charlypriest Avatar

    Did he wiggle his tale?

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I couldn’t see, the potatoes were in the way! 😉

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      1. charlypriest Avatar

        Damn….

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  26. Rene Avatar

    You’re a sick Bastard! LOL Yeah, see the problem is when you get hungry next time, all alone, watching a marathon of CSI, and then the dog comes in the room. You will never be the same. I covered my dog’s ears so he didn’t have to hear this horrid story, although I am sure he would willingly put his ‘sisters’, the terrible two cats, up for Cat a’ la orange in an instant.

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  27. mja Avatar
    mja

    Lazy Susan… the spinny thing on the table. A Lazy Susan. Wendy was so close. Have you tried Dachshund?

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha! Thank you! I knew it was like a woman’s name…so close yet so far!

      I haven’t…should I?

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      1. mja Avatar
        mja

        Probably not. One would think they taste like sausage, but I’ve heard otherwise.

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  28. kimboxin Avatar

    You should know that my dog is giving you a dirty look. Okay…you got it out of me! She’s giving me a dirty look because she’s dressed in a heart-shaped sweater. Still…I think she knows about you eating her 3d cousin twice removed!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha! Sounds cute, and makes me feel worse about my past…err…transgressions, haha!

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  29. thoughtsofmymadlife Avatar

    Yay so glad they did that!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Me too, overjoyed! 🙂

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      1. thoughtsofmymadlife Avatar

        I love your stories – I’m so glad you’ll still be around to share them!

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      2. Storytime with John Avatar

        That’s lovely to hear, thank you! WordPress had me worried for a sec! 😉

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  30. […] relaxed views to public pooping, or trying to sample local dishes without being sick (such as dog) – I knew these were memories that would last a […]

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