Sorry for the many expletives…but that’s to be expected when a hairdresser gives you a KIM JON UN style makeover – against your own will! I mean…COME ON!

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  1. transforminglifenow Avatar

    Well John, you do know it’ll grow out, right? Until then, just do what I do when I get a bad haircut – wear a bag on your head! 🙂

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Bag…two eye holes…good to go! haha!

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  2. hugsxheart Avatar
    hugsxheart

    Haha oh my goodness. First time I hear of the “dictator-speedbump-hairstyle” who knows it might be THE hairdo of the year and you got the exclusive preview of the look! Work it… YAAS Gaga YAAS xD

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  3. Denny Sinnoh Avatar

    Next time just bring a picture of “Moe” (from the 3 Stooges) and say “Make me look like HIM!”

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  4. scifihammy Avatar

    When your video finishes, lots of clips come up with Kim Jong Un. Yep! You have definitely got that hairstyle!
    The annoying thing is – you paid good money for this? Is it possible to trim a little off the longer bits to “blend” that “cottage loaf” into the bald bits?
    On the bright side, maybe your kindergarten kids will think it looks cool? 🙂

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  5. erikakind Avatar

    Don’t worry, John. In a few weeks the horror is over!

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  6. edwinasepisodes Avatar

    Oh dear, You have got two different styles on each side, the flat one, and the bouffant one! It won’t take long to grow. 🙂

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  7. vanbytheriver Avatar

    So sorry to laugh at your pain, but “dictator hair”…just too funny. Wear a baseball cap ???

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  8. Laughing Dragon Avatar
    Laughing Dragon

    Hey man, I’ve had some horrible people mess with my hair, wear it like you own it and people will not even notice it’s dictator-do.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! Great advice! 🙂

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  9. laurenpickens Avatar

    Oh my goodness bad haircuts are the worst. It’s like you know its vain to complain about it because hair does grow back out, but that’s easier said than done when every time you look in the mirror you see it and you’re seething with annoyance!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Exactly Lauren I don’t want to be constantly talking about my appearance but…you have to see it every day! That’s the living truth!

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  10. spacefreedomlove Avatar

    I have to say, it is pretty fantastically bad, but you are so sexy it doesn’t even matter! Love the outfit. Looking forward to seeing what you manage to do with your new cut! 😉

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha! Thank you! How unexpected 🙂

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  11. AC Avatar

    This could inspire a sequel to The Interview. Let’s see . . . an unassuming kindergarten teacher in South Korea bears a striking resemblance to the Dear Leader, after an unfortunate experience with his barber. This leads to an unusual and dangerous job offer from a CIA agent . . .

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Ooohhh I’m intrigued already…

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  12. Ayeh Avatar

    lol 🙂 good news and bad news, John, listen up!
    the good thing is- hair is growing up! yes, it is!
    the bad news … well .. I’ll just tell you that: when I was in your situation … I was the only one crying around … everybody was laughing … the new entertainment you see … 😦 🙂
    thank god you have your face to cover it 🙂

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  13. Jhaneel Avatar

    Hahaha. I died when you said you look like a “wild dictator.” Maybe a good wash and a couple days will help things.. settle a bit.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      haha…I laughed at the dramatic pause before “settle a bit” ~ let’s hope so, this isn’t a good look 😀

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  14. 10eveningflowers Avatar

    ummmm well its super sexy 😉

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha, yeaaaah right 😉

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      1. 10eveningflowers Avatar

        totally right 😄😄😄🙈

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  15. Rosslyn_Glasses Avatar
    Rosslyn_Glasses

    Hm… maybe you could try and flatten down the giant bunch of hair that’s sticking up. And wear a hat.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Both solid pieces of advice, haha! I’ll give them a whirl!

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  16. gluestickmum Avatar

    Make Dictator Hair a Thing. Go in clutching pictures of Mussolini and Stalin next time and see what follicle love-child of the two creation they can come up with then!

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  17. kimboxin Avatar

    Just make friends with Dennis Rodman. He has to be hard-up for friends if he’s befriending dictators. His weirdness will deflect from your haircut. Problem solved.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I was just watching an interview with him…he was saying he likes Kim among other things. Bizarre.

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  18. tj Avatar
    tj

    You got a Korean fade….now you blend. Die it blond, deepen the side part and use a little gel…you’ll look like an idol.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Better than the current situation!

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  19. melsenpai Avatar

    After watching this video, I laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face & I nearly pe….. Um, forget that last bit.

    You really do look like an Asian pop singer from the 90s. LOL…Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it seems. Next time, bring a photo of the style you want to the hair salon.

    I remember on my school abroad program in Beijing, a guy from my group wanted to go to the salon to get his hair dyed. He just wanted the tips/ends to be blond (like Justin Timberlake circa his ‘NSync days), but the stylist couldn’t understand what he was trying to describe (even though they were speaking the same language). So he ended up getting a spotted polka dot hair dye job. It was both hilarious and sad all at the same time.

    Good luck on your next haircut. I’m getting my hair cut this week and your video has just made me anxious. Kidding.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahaha! Glad you enjoyed it! 😀 I suppose I should be happy I didn’t get a polka dot hairdo as well? Maybe? Yeah…should be thankful 😉

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  20. Alex H Yong Avatar

    I have a difficult time picturing any hairstyle that could fix that face of his

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      If I was good with photoshop I’d check that theory, haha 😉

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