John Lee Taggart

@golaj

You could say we had a little…erm…”science experiment” today…

Breaking Bad (1)

Because, errr…we did! And it all exploded in my face, and now I smell horrendously bad. You see we had to mix sodium hydroxide with vinegar – and then the subsequent reaction would blow up a balloon…amazing I know! What I wasn’t warned about was that if the kid hadn’t attached it all together properly this would launch madly into the air, and slather me in wretched liquid!

Now I have a meeting, and no time to shower…excuses people – quick, quick, quick!!

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  1. virgobeauty Avatar
    virgobeauty

    Just be honest…Let them know you were educating kids…It will touch the heart strings lol.
    Good luck

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar
      Storytime with John

      hahaha! That’s what I’m going with for sure! Thanks 🙂

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  2. Vicky Louise Avatar
    Vicky Louise

    Hmm… Better call Saul! 😛 x

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar
      Storytime with John

      He’ll know what to do, haha 😉

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  3. elainecanham Avatar
    elainecanham

    Never mind. I knocked sulphuric acid over my teacher’s trousers once – they were in ribbons. Still, he was ok.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar
      Storytime with John

      Oh my!!!! What happened?

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      1. elainecanham Avatar
        elainecanham

        WEll….I didn’t really knock it, so much as fail to wash some jar or other correctly, which had had chlorine in it. And when he connected it up and set the bunsen burner going the whole thing exploded and he emerged from the smoke rather smudged, with his trousers in tatters, because of the acid that the reaction had made. I’m afraid we all laughed, heartless teenagers that we were.

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  4. The Storyteller Avatar
    The Storyteller

    You should just walk in and pretend everything is normal, and if people ask questions just pretend you don’t know what they’re on about.

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  5. Saya Avatar
    Saya

    good thing..the meeting will finish in no time then 😛

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  6. Dre Lynn Joan Avatar
    Dre Lynn Joan

    “Oh, this isn’t a fancy dress party? I worked really hard on my costume though!”

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  7. amommasview Avatar
    amommasview

    I agree with Virgobeauty! 🙂

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  8. TheReviewingFangirl Avatar
    TheReviewingFangirl

    You don’t know about “Wear Your Dirty to Work Day”?

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  9. Melinda de los Santos Avatar
    Melinda de los Santos

    That’sit- give that kid an A+!

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  10. fritzdenis Avatar
    fritzdenis

    I had a class of first graders do a paper mache’ project. I didn’t know that when one girl bent over the bucket of wet paste that another girl would choose that moment to slick off extra paste from a piece of newspaper on top of the first girl’s hair. Should have thought that project through a lot more thoroughly. Also ended up chipping dried paste off the tables, floors and chairs for an hour at the end of that day…Really enjoy your teaching posts.

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