So this week we had a “fun day” for the kids because there’s a Korean children’s holiday coming up soon! We sang songs, did some arts and crafts, and there was even a magician! Such laughs, such jokes, such jolly good fun! 

Then a big horrible monster of a man ruined it. As soon as he came bursting in a dark cloud was cast above the classroom…thunder and lightning began to crack, and air became cold. The beast spared no one…scarring both faces and minds alike – with simple strokes of a paint brush. Ruining childhoods, and lives with every ignorant flick of his accursed wrist.

Here is a picture of one of the survivors…he’s still alive, but who knows what degree of mental damage has been done?

Face Painting

I’m sorry, so so sorry…what’s worse is this was 100% my best effort. I’m surprised the parents haven’t came around to my home with flaming torches and pitchforks…

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17 responses

  1. Jessie Martinovic Avatar
    Jessie Martinovic

    Hahahah so funny

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Regrettable hahaha!

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  2. The Gospel of Barney Avatar

    Sometimes good intentions are not enough LOL!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      I really, really tried! And I used to be thought of as quite the artist at school…what happend?!

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  3. Veronica Avatar

    Not terrible 요한! Your student seems to like it! 👍 Happy Children’s Day! Same day as my 40th birthday! 😁

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      감사합니다 ^^ ~

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  4. Melinda de los Santos Avatar

    Saaay … that’s pretty good! 😀

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  5. Rene Avatar

    I gotta’ ask, did the kid just want a cool little ‘stach? You said, yeah, and then the line kept going, and then orange appeared. Oh, what to do? Drop some dots in, make two antenna, and thus we have a flutterby! Fun!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      hahahaha! Rene you got me…it was an after thought that I did at the end…

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  6. treatwilliams Avatar
    treatwilliams

    Anything that’s shit, you gotta wipe it from the memory banks

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  7. wanderwolf Avatar

    I think it’s cute. 🙂

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Well…you may be the only one, haha! But cheers 🙂

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  8. avsweb1 Avatar

    Lol… Not a bad butterfly… Looks good.

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  9. "Bethie" Avatar

    I’m sure the child was thrilled! 😀

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  10. EJC Avatar

    Don’t beat yourself up. It’s not that bad! Lol I havent stopped by your blog in a while but always puts me in a good mood. Thanks for that!^^

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  11. Emma Dun, Deleting Stress Avatar
    Emma Dun, Deleting Stress

    It’s a pretty good butterfly! I’m just hoping that’s what it was supposed to be haha

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      It is, it is!

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