Mixed Messages You can’t win em all… Play good music at my funeral, and have a few drinks in my honor. That’s all I ask. www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support! Share this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 24 thoughts on “Mixed Messages” Add yours ha ha. Should we be worried for your safety? 🙂 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Looks that way, hahaha! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply “I gonna kill you John”…crying!!!!!!!! Kids are hilarious. LikeLike Reply They make me giggle 😀 LikeLike Reply Kids… @__@ LikeLike Reply thats a 75% win 😀 you should be happy.. LikeLiked by 2 people Reply The others can give you a nice eulogy I suppose. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply hehehe…poor John…such extreme comments must be disastrous for health.. LikeLiked by 1 person At least you’ve been warned. LikeLiked by 3 people Reply My wife’s a teacher John and regularly comes home with hilarious missives from her little charges. The best one was an interesting spelling mistake in the phrase “No you can’t”. I’ll leave you to work out the gaff mate. 🙂 LikeLike Reply Dear John, I fear for you. ☺ Van LikeLike Reply Did you show that to the kid’s parents?! Did they nod approvingly or were they mortified? LikeLiked by 1 person Reply No worries John, I’m sure they love ya like we do. But just in case, I’m sending lilies. :O) LikeLike Reply So funny!! LikeLike Reply Hehe. Kids are no longer kids and they now want to fix things. I will attend the funeral. LikeLike Reply haha I find that adorable! LikeLiked by 2 people Reply It is in its own murderous way haha! LikeLike Reply Hahaha! Some people are just hard to please 🙂 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Can’t win em all 😉 LikeLike Reply But keep trying 🙂 LikeLike I kept mine. I sure hope you keep yours. 🙂 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Pingback: The Killer Kid… | Storytime with John You can always put a restraining order on him and he’ll have to move schools! LikeLike Reply That’s my contingency plan for sure! LikeLike Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.