I have just realised this about snowmen and suddenly it is like The Matrix has opened up before my eyes – I have been living in a ridiculous fantasy land for far too long. And snowmen have to go. 

p.s. …I love snowmen really…unless they call me names of course, in which case they can fuck off and I will be scratching them off my Christmas card list.

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Published by Storytime with John

Writer/Humorist/Comms Dude

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