I have just realised this about snowmen and suddenly it is like The Matrix has opened up before my eyes – I have been living in a ridiculous fantasy land for far too long. And snowmen have to go.
p.s. …I love snowmen really…unless they call me names of course, in which case they can fuck off and I will be scratching them off my Christmas card list.
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I don’t know. I like snowmen, but mostly I like that I’m not expected to have any responsibility for them.
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Yeah they’re not exactly needy, I’ll give them that much.
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They (snowmen) should be made for target practice instead of shooting game just for sport.
I know it’s mean, but zombies are ridiculous!
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Very profound ha ha 🤓
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When you say snow, I am assuming it is a metaphor for cocaine and that you are a very sick person. Am I right?
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My lawyer says I should say “no comment” 😉
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