Tag: how to

• How to (Pretend) to be a Human.

  I just read through, well attempted to read through – an entire list of things that make up what it means to be the ‘Modern Man’.… Well it should go without saying that it made me violently sick…after all, lists of that kind can only ever be restrictive and judgmental…sort of like; “this is the way you should…

  October 14, 2015

  Musings

• Edward Sausage-Hands

  How does a person afflicted with stubby little pork sausage fingers even begin to play the guitar? The mind boggles… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuC-rsYqCz4&feature=youtu.be Oh, and I know I am just whining and complaining – after all my Dad, his brother – and one of my own brothers play guitar very well. But still…help a guy out? Or…

  August 18, 2015

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• Awkward Introduction

  Trying to come up with a decent/stupid introduction for the upcoming collection…how does this sound? I know it’s silly, but still… The Awkward Introduction: Hello. Hi…hiya? No, hiya is definitely a bit too much. Hello! If it’s alright with you, then I will make this brief. Because I do feel quite strongly that I am…

  February 3, 2015

  Musings