Tag: urgh

• NEWS: Everything Fun KILLS You.

  Despite many attempting to campaign against the overwhelming facts – it has now been confirmed in no uncertain terms that everything that is fun does indeed kill you. As a direct result of these new findings bacon dispensers (like the one below) will be removed and destroyed, and there are plans in place to also make doughnuts and…

  October 29, 2015

  Musings

• The Embassy Strikes Back: The Return of the Passport.

  This is a travel tale…but with a difference – this time it won’t be about my own adventures…instead it’s about a close personal friend of mine, he has saw me through some tough times, and has been with me through thick and thin – he’s a travel companion of sorts, who has recently had his…

  June 26, 2014

  Comedy Capers