As a person with an almost fully functional brain, I often have thoughts about certain things – sometimes I even have opinions! I know…I know…it’s madness! But below you will find my musings on news stories, current subjects…and…well, just about anything that pops into my head!
I bet you don’t like Mondays…right? Well I am not sure anyone does; they mark the end of the weekend, and highlight the whole “I have to work in order to feed myself and basically just stay alive” thing – you know the one, it’s never nice.
Well what you probably don’t know is that there is something in existence far worse than a Monday…it makes that regular Monday look, well…laughable! In fact your Monday blues pale into insignificance when compared with the awesome power of annoyance that this beast possesses… …I am of course talking about Trumpet Mondays…aka…Headache Mondays…aka…I would happily do prison time to make those fucking trumpets stop…
Ahem. Excuse me. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. But please – MAKE THEM STOP!