I bet you don’t like Mondays…right? Well I am not sure anyone does; they mark the end of the weekend, and highlight the whole “I have to work in order to feed myself and basically just stay alive” thing – you know the one, it’s never nice.
Well what you probably don’t know is that there is something in existence far worse than a Monday…it makes that regular Monday look, well…laughable! In fact your Monday blues pale into insignificance when compared with the awesome power of annoyance that this beast possesses… …I am of course talking about Trumpet Mondays…aka…Headache Mondays…aka…I would happily do prison time to make those fucking trumpets stop…
Ahem. Excuse me. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. But please – MAKE THEM STOP!
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John Lee Taggart 
Your face! That was pretty hilarious 🙂
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I swear they were trying to drive me insane!!!!
(They may just have succeeded!)
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Did they have far to push? (she asked, oh so innocently….)
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hahaha Claudia, you got me there ~ I was always teetering on the brink, that’s for certain!
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Uh…thanks for sharing??
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John, I admire your courage and ability to take it all in stride! Your facial expression is priceless! Looks like your Monday is worst than mine 😉
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I can assure you…unless you had Godzilla come around, tear your house down, and then use the last of your milk…then I definitely did have a worse one!
But hey, thanks for your kind words, I feel better 🙂
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THOSE TRUMPETS ARE LOUD!!!
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IT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE.
(Then I bought ice cream…and yeah, it got better!)
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Ice cream makes everything better! 😀
I also like your recent post! You’re one of my favourite followers! 🙂
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Wow, what an honor 🙂 I might go get am ice cream to celebrate!
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Yay, ice-cream! 😀
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🙂
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Bless u. Lorry mercy, where did the bazooka come from?
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This was supposed to be a science experiment…instead it turned into an experiment on how long my ears could hold out (it wasn’t long.)
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…and who taught them how to build one??
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But…but…errr…yeah, you’re right Gerri.
😦
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Hahaha…it’s good for ya! Enjoyed the read!
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…I don’t have the words. But that’s OK, because your face said everything I needed to.
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haha, a thousand words!
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Why on god’s green earth would you ever give them things that make sound?! I realize this is mean of me, but all I can do is laugh… lots. I’ve been there, and I feel your pain.
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haha Lesley, I learn from my mistakes – it’s just unfortunate that I make so many of them 😦
Next week…drums?
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We, all make lots of mistakes. It’s part of living, it’s what we do after that matters 🙂
I think the kids will love the drums… you might not. 😛
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Made my day. And it’s only 9 in the morning. 🙂
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Good stuff! 😀
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That “Opus” should be called The Song of Monday, haha! Mondays are unpleasant but I do believe you’ve won this week’s round of stickiest Monday. Lol
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hahaha! It is my honor to accept this award…but errr…can someone else have it next time?!
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Oh dear! But… you made it. You survived. That’s something…. right?
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Just though…JUST! haha!
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Hilarious! Glad that you liked my post, and gave me a channel to follow your blog. Am already ready for laughs and smiles from you. Keep it up, John!
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Thanks a lot! I seem to relate to a lot of the stuff you’re saying in your posts, so definitely pleased I stumbled across your blog!
Cheers for the encouragement too! Take care!
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You’ve got a talent for writing that you just can’t mimic, and a sense of humor that’s absolutely necessary in this life…I’m glad I took the time to stop and look at your blog. 🙂
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Well hello there! Firstly thank you for your kind words, it means a lot to me and I am pleased you enjoyed the humor – your outlook is spot on, I often wonder why so many go through life weighed down by their problems, rather than just making light of them…OH MY GOD, NOOOOO – THAT WAS A PUN KIND OF AND I HATE PUNS.
Sorry for inflicting that on you but I’ve typed it now, so there is no going back. Anyway, I’m following you I believe – so speak to you soon hopefully! Following like…your blog…not like, look out behind you…well, bye!
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Oh, my. That is quite a Monday. But I have to wonder about you providing them these “instruments” and then I have to wonder about them playing anything that looks like a plunger!
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Unfortunately we order in these “science packs” and I have to do them when the time comes…such a death sentence!
haha! No way, until you said that I didn’t see the resemblance…but, haha, wow! Mind-blown. You have a keen eye!
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I have blood coming out of my ears!!!
!!! This is a psychopath monday!!!
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Pretty much, that’s my analysis anyways, haha! Worrying…
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How do they tolerate you 😜😜😜😜
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lol you need some spit wads
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haha, that’s a good plan…hmmm…I have this class again tomorrow…
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Great football fans one day, vavoozola masters of the new age. At least it was a science project and not band practice. What a source of inspired material your job bestows on you. Bet your everyone’s favorite teacher.
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