- Are you a magazine looking for a feature writer?
- Are you a TV talent scout seeking out a new star?
- Are you a wealthy old widow searching for a person to leave millions to in an ill-thought out will?
- Are you a human being with fingers, and a haircut?
If you answered yes to any of those, and want to get in touch with a business inquiry, or for a little chat – then you can email me at JohnT360@hotmail.com – I will do my best to get back to you…unless of course my email decides that your message is “Junk”, then you may never hear from me at all…sorry.
Anyway, either way keep reading…and maybe we’ll speak soon,
Love John
of Storytime with John
p.s. if you just want to know a little more about me, it’s worth checking out this post – about-me, as well as this one – question-time-with-john! They’re a weird diversion through my psyche…so apologies in advance for that.
Hi John! I answered the awesome question you left for me last week. Thank you so much for your question! Starting next week I’ll answer the rest of the questions I was asked, but your was first! Q&A #1: from Storytime With John 🙂
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Thank you for stopping by my blog–and the “like”! You are quite the teller of tales. Good spin.
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Hi John
Thanks for being the first person to enjoy 3 of my posts at one time. Since I just posted for the first time today, that made me happy. Love your blog; you seem like someone that can appreciate my sarcasm. How do we sign up my wife?.
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Always great to read up on other expat’s points of view – and yours is especially interesting! I hope it works out for you guys, you’re taking a big step and it will no doubt be full of fun!
By the way, your layout and all that…wonderfully clear, maybe I need to change mine, but I am not savvy like that, urghhh!
Just clicked that follow button, so hope to hear more from you! I will be on the look out!!!! 😀
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Your comment on layout is hilarious; I spend every day envying everyone else’s theme and wondering how much of a pain in the ass it would be to change; I waited over 2 months to start while I searched the theme showcase. In each case I love one part and hate another; And I am the least savvy blogger on the net. I’m too lazy to self-host because I hate coding,plug-ins and anything else that distracts from writing good content. Cheers !!
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haha, noooo! Seriously?!?! I thought it had a clean look to it – but then again, I am the exact same, I can’t be doing all that self-host business, wouldn’t know where to start, and if I did well…probably couldn’t be bothered! Glad I am not alone!!!
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Thanks again for your expressed “like” on my blag 0022. By the way, I’m not actually beautiful, I’m more rough round the edges; girls like that, they can use people like me to file their toenails, and to be honest, sometimes their nature!
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You aaaaarreeee! Don’t sell yourself short! 🙂
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Well to be honest I think you might be right – when I was on the game I never did make enough to get me bus-fare home at nights – and it was one long haul from the lamp-post I used to stand under to my actual home base!
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Thanks for the like on my blog John! Look forward to following your writing as well! Keep up the good work!
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Oh, you are more than welcome – thought I had followed you, but anyway – have now! 🙂
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You are wonderfully, hilarious! My stomach and heart reached out to you after reading “GTL.” My tennis shoes are wasted on me because I love cheezburgers.
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Oh, thank you so much! Really nice way to start the day, knowing I could make someone smile:-) that’s what it is all about after all!
Following you now, so hope to hear more from you soon!
Take care!
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Thank you for your “like” on my 0025
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Thank you for stopping by my blog–and the like!!! Quite interesting your blog is specially comedy capers…. Hilarious…
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Oh, thank YOU! I hope you read more, and more importantly enjoy it 🙂 Cheers for stopping by!
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Wanted to stop by and say thanks for the like. I appreciate it.
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No problem Matt, keep it up man!
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Thanks for liking some of my posts! I hope I get a chance to catch some of yours soon! Not awake enough to give your posts time and energy at the moment… Your site looks AWESOME and I look forward to nabbing some of your delicious writing ASAP… All my best!
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haha sleep is important, I would never suggest missing out on that glorious stuff! Hope you enjoy reading once you get around to it!
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Absolutely.. Just woke.. Lol
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haha, 🙂
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‘Sup John?
I wanted to thank you for visiting my page and for finding interest in one of the posts. While scanning (and reading) a few selections on your page, I find the verbiage, well . . . in a class all its own. Thanks again.
Ichibon
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Hey Thanks for following my blog. I am trying to connect with more people everyday. I really like the format of your blog, would it be possible to get some tips; this is all new to me. Thanks again !
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You’ve got an entertaining blog! I have a travel blog too (on Blogger) and look forward to reading more of your posts.
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I like your writing very much. I can hardly stand the gifs, and hate them. Consider losing the gifs or using them very very rarely.
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Oh that’s a shame, the kids love them these days unfortunately 😦 I am pleased you enjoy the writing at least, thank you for stopping by!
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Hi, John thanks for liking my recent post. I am not a writer by any means, I am a visual thinker which works well being a photographer!
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I love photography, although I am not into it myself directly – often amazed by what I find on this site! I do see the link between that and writing mind…anyway, nice to meet you – have a great day! 🙂
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Hi John, I wrote a post a while ago mentioning you, and it has been featured on Freshly Pressed! Would be lovely if you checked it out!
http://ofopinions.wordpress.com/2014/10/10/of-ofs/
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Wow, well done!!!! Amazing stuff! I’m pathetically honored to even be mentioned in your post!
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Thanks!!! You’ve been a regular reader of my posts, John, and I’ve been highly entertained and educated from yours too. Thanks for supporting my blog!
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Aww! That’s truly lovely! Of course I support your blog, keep it up and I’ll keep reading 😀
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Aye, aye Sir!
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Hi John, I just nominated you for the ONE LOVELY BLOG AWARD. You can find it here: https://erikakind.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=1402&action=edit&message=6&postpost=v2 It is a little thank you for what you give to us!
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I have nominated you for One Lovely Blog Award. Your site is really entertaining and funny and deserves recognition as such. (I wouldn’t be surprised to hear you’ve been nominated for this before.) There’s a logo you can put on your blog and a suggestion to do a post about it, if you like. I believe this is just something bloggers do to recognise blogs they like. Please let me know if you accept so I can get things over to you.
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This one hit my radar. I think you’ll get a kick out of it.
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That was amazing!!!! Thanks for sharing that! 😀
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My Pleasure. Glad you enjoyed it.
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I did not answer YES on all questions…but I keep on following your blog…Best regards, Dennis
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Well in that case Dennis, you’re a friend of mine! 🙂 hope you enjoy the site, thanks so much for following!
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Excellent…!
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If you haven’t had the chance to listen to Philosopher, Alan Watts, I think you should. His perspective will alter the way you perceive things in life.
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Hi John. Wasn’t sure where to leave this comment, so this seemed like a good place! “Moves Like Jagger” just started playing at the food court in my university and I literally laughed out loud because I thought of one of the videos you posted on here 🙂 Within seconds of the song starting, the video started playing in my head and I saw you dancing around with your students. Made me smile. Hope your day is going well
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What a great way to start my day off, first real smile of the day ~ thank you 😀
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Hi john. I have just been nominated for a Peace and Harmony award and I wanted to share the joy! I know you have probably got loads of awards but I love your blog, it is so funny and I have nominated you anyway so there!
http://edwinasepisodes.com/2014/12/08/episode-69-the-harmony-and-peace-award/
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Ahhh amazing! I’ll try and do a post Edwina and will link back to you if that’s alright?
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Hi John. Yes of course that’s fine. 🙂
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You’ve inspired me to do a whole different article Edwina…thanks so much.
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I look forward to reading it 🙂
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Congratulations on your health and harmony award.
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Thank you what an honor! 🙂
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Hi John, Thanks for stopping by my blog (http://learneverydaychinese.com/). I noticed you’ve been to a lot of places in China. Do you speak Chinese? 🙂
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I tried Will! I tried my best when I was there, and will continue to be a student! I have a day in Beijing next week actually, before I fly out to England – should be good times! Oh, and nice to meet you sir! 🙂
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很高興認識你! I missed England and I hope I can go there again. Have fun in Beijing and have a safe trip!
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Hello! I have no idea how I wasn’t following you already! Thanks for the love on my blog, John. 🙂 I appreciate it. I can’t wait to read more of your work. See you around, friend!
Cheers
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Oh! Thank you! Appreciate it! Speak soon 🙂
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Dear John, why are you so amazing and beautiful and talented and sweet? I really need to know.You have an incredible talent and I hope you never stop enjoying writing. I am in love with what you write. I always end up reading your articles over and over again and i am loving it. I am learning the true meaning of life like though the negative sides of life you’ve got a positive and fun side too. Thanks for making me laugh so muchxx. God Bless You. Goodbye !
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Aww, what a perfect comment – thank you so much, wonderful way for me to end the week 🙂 I appreciate this so much!
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It’s my honour ❤
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My honour ❤
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Too kind 🙂
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Somebody sent my this today. I thought you might enjoy reading it: http://markmanson.net/not-giving-a-fuck
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Love your blog 🙂
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Cheers Alex 🙂 that means a lot!
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Thanks for visiting my blog /website. Like your humor, like your website. Will come back to it when I need some cheer. All the best.
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Lovely Colin! It’s a deal, sir! 🙂
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Hi John. I love your blog as you know, it is so funny and truly Versatile that I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award. You are under no obligation to accept if you choose not to, 🙂
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Oh thank you so much! I’m really pleased you enjoy it 🙂 I’m out at the mo, will have a look into it later! Much appreciated!
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No problem, Have Fun! 🙂
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And here is the link! http://edwinasepisodes.com/2015/01/17/episode-110-the-versatile-blogger-award/
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Hey John!! I have decided to reward your blog with the Versatile Blogger Award!! I hope it will make you happy and give you that little tap on the shoulder we all need at times. I really like the way you are so plz keep on bloggin!!! Here are the details http://tobedamit.com/2015/02/15/versatile-blogger-award/. Peace Out!!
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Hey John, just loved being your first guest. You could have done it in my voice. I look and sound like Paula Deen (not intentional. I am from the Deep South and have silver hair). It probably sounded something like, “He was a total asshole(ayusshole). ” Then I turned to my husband and said “Let me get you some more (mower) pecan (pee-can) pie(rhymes with sigh.” Drag it out and flatten it a little on the end) When my son married a girl from Arizona her daddy(not father) was afraid she’d come home eating grits and drinking sweet tea. Thanks a lot. Linda Bethea (rhymes with relay, but I’m happy as long as it’s not pounced Bertha.”
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Hi John, many thanks for liking my page. I am just a human being and I had my haircut yesterday :). I shall be browsing your blog with a smile on my face, that much is certain.
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Hey John, thanks for the follow! Appreciate it. 🙂 Really like your website, articles and your hilarious posts. Keep it up! Looking forward to your future posts 😀
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Oh how lovely you are 🙂 really appreciate that, I’ll give it my best shot! 🙂
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Hey John,
Thanks for the follow! Cool blog 🙂
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Thanks for following my blog hjsportsed.com . You look like a real world traveler, but yet you are so young. What’s your secret?
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Hi John! I love your stories, energy and beautiful spirit! Thanks so much for supporting me and my blog! I would love to gift you with a copy of an anthology that I am featured in. Let’s connect at lesley@lesleyadamsauthor.com
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This blog is amazing – relatable and hilarious! I really enjoyed looking through various of your posts. You need to be a professional writer – not ‘just’ a blogger! You’re extremely talented. Can’t wait for future posts!
xo P!
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Thank you Pernnille, how truly lovely of you to say ☺
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Nominated you for a sunshine blogger award, congrats!
https://thomasmwatt.wordpress.com/2015/09/28/sunshine-blogger-award/
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Thanks mate, will check it out when I get home!
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I hope all is well. I dropped you a recent mention!
http://aopinionatedman.com/2015/11/04/wordpress-blogging-alone/
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Wow! I’m honored sir!
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I am in awe of the richness & quantity of your writings. I want to read them all!! Gimme about twenty years or so. But you have to *stop* or else I’ll never catch up, heheh!
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Thank you Ellie! Appreciate that so much!
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Thanks for ‘following’ me, John. And not in the creepy way where you actually follow me, which would be interesting but socially unacceptable. :o)
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hahaha, started the day with a smile now 😂
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HI
Just to let you know I have given you a shout out here
https://itsgoodtobecrazysometimes.wordpress.com/2016/05/24/author-links-part-3/
Trina
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Thank you Trina ☺
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Most welcome 🙂
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Where have you gone, John? I’ve disappeared for a bit, only to return and find out you’ve been disappeared for longer. I could use a good tale about now.
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Ahhh! Lovely to see your comment – and sorry for the delay in replying, I have been SO busy…but like you, I am ready for a return! 🙂
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Clearly my return was more of a stutter. But here I am, trying again! Glad you’re back!
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