Kim Jon Un’s Hairstyle…

Sorry for the many expletives…but that’s to be expected when a hairdresser gives you a KIM JON UN style makeover – against your own will! I mean…COME ON! http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

Constellation Prize

I found a strange moon shaped object in my cereal…I wondered what it was all about – so I tweeted Tesco, asking if it was a “constellation prize”… Oh, they got the jokes alright! http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

Were you brought up, and instructed to “respect your elders”? Well yeah, so was I…and although this phrase sounds a little Star Wars-ish, once you get past that, it is for the most part a sound bit of advice. After all with age, comes experience, and with experience comes wisdom (most of the time)…why would I want to makeContinue reading “DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.”

I WON THE LOTTERY

So New York state lottery officials say that the first-prize winning ticket for this Tuesday’s $326 million Mega Millions jackpot was sold at an upstate New York gas station. But, no one has come forward yet to claim the huge jackpot!  Seriously what is going on…what is this person up to which is more important? ThereContinue reading “I WON THE LOTTERY”