Tag: parody

• NEWS: Everything Fun KILLS You.

  Despite many attempting to campaign against the overwhelming facts – it has now been confirmed in no uncertain terms that everything that is fun does indeed kill you. As a direct result of these new findings bacon dispensers (like the one below) will be removed and destroyed, and there are plans in place to also make doughnuts and…

  October 29, 2015

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• THE SHOCKING TRUTH.

  This will turn your world upside down, and shatter everything you thought you knew.  www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

  January 19, 2015

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