Alarm Clock Hock

I used to be awoken by alarm clock every day, like just about everyone the world over…it’s annoying little chime would rudely awake me from my peaceful rest in slumberland, and bring me back to the real world with a grunt and a grimace. However now this routine has became somewhat defunct: No longer needed!Continue reading “Alarm Clock Hock”

I’M NOT A PAEDOPHILE.

I have a confession to make that may actually surprise a few people…I’m…not…a paedophile. Phew, kinda nice to get that one off my chest! It’s been eating away at me for ages!

“Storytime Guy”

I’m sitting in Amsterdam airport at the moment, making use of the hour long free WIFI! According to my stats page, a bunch of people are coming to the site, after searching things like; “storytime guy”, “guy who says storytime”, and “funny storytime boy”. Whilst I am pleased a stranger’s viral video has inadvertently brought people to my site…IContinue reading ““Storytime Guy””

5 Things That Define Me.

I got an email out of the blue recently, with a rather intriguing question – the person wanted to remain anonymous (which is fair enough!), but said they were more than happy with me answering publicly on a blog post!  The question was a lot longer, but in essence boiled down to – “what are fiveContinue reading “5 Things That Define Me.”