Usually checking your emails is a pretty routine boring task, you hope there will be something special there, but usually it is just some clickbait spam, or buy one get one free Groupon deals, and in my case a bunch of WordPress awaiting moderation emails. So not anything too exciting then.
Then something like this comes along…and your life will never be the same again…
Some people say that the truth is stranger than fiction, I think that the plight of my new good friend proves that to be a fact! I certainly feel sorry for her, after all she just wants to live out her last few days in peace, but the Holy Spirit keeps bugging her to give a total unknown person 25% of $3,367,223! What a strange request, but God moves in mysterious ways I have been told. I wonder what I will do with…just run to get my calculator…erm…$841,805.75! I would probably give some to charity, but with 75% ($2,525,417.25) already going to cancer research and other charity organizations I feel my conscience is clear there…so instead I am thinking I will become a lord of leisure…get a lovely manor house in the country…or perhaps take my whole family on a round the world trip…or…open up a Willy Wonka style chocolate factory, complete with a chocolate river. People would be welcome to come in so long as they didn’t sneak off away from the tour or try and steal all of my new secret formulas. Oh, and no playing with the Oompa Loompas.
I hope Naomi lives long enough to hear the song me and the guys put together…
“Oompa loompa doompety doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me!
What do you get when you spam email John T?
You get a sarcastic blog post – possibly three!
Are you in hospital? Or an island in Greece?
You’d have to be dumb – to think you could fool me!
I just don’t like the look of it…
Oompa loompa doompety da,
If you’re not greedy, you will go far!
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do,
With all that said, get well soon Naomi, my thoughts and prayers are with you.
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