You’ve probably heard something or other about a dress recently? Right? Yes, I thought so…well I know the debate has been largely confined to which colours you see; is it blue, and black – or is it white, and gold?
But what the government, and the media have really accomplished with all of this…is to cover over the COLD HARD TRUTH. Which is a lot uglier than you could have ever imagined…it certainly pushes far past any bullshit explanations about lighting…or strength of eye sight….
You see I have just received a brutal, and entirely fictitious email from a very concerned, and made up person unveiling a new side of the coin which has shattered the blue pill illusion I was living in. I feel like Morpheus has just stopped me in the street, pulled off my blueish, blackish, whiteish, and goldish dress against my will – and revealed my flabby naked body to the world…and all of a sudden every podgy fat flap is now clear, every roll under scrutiny…
You see the theory from this esteemed source, which I will say has insider info in order to give it a lot more credibility – is actually this…that those who see the dress as white and gold, are in fact…ROBOTS. No one really knows when these bots came here, or what they want from us normal blue/black seeing humans…but all we can assume is that they are bad people – perhaps they are the same kind of people who are pushing people to drink soya milk, the same kind of people who are encouraging you to eat less cheese – actually one could even imagine that these robots are in the same league as those who say that running till you almost die of sweating is somehow healthy…
It all makes sense to me now though – but all that I wonder is this…do these white, and gold robots mean to wipe us out completely…or slowly, but surely mean to engulf us within their ways, until we become one of them? Only time will tell…yes…only time will tell…
I only ask for mercy, and if totally necessary…death by chocolate cake like in Matilda, it’s not like the robots would want anything to do with it…
Storytime with John 
Ha Ha! So you saw the blue and black version as well then! 🙂
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Yessss! You’re on team human?!
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Yes. Keep those evil robots away from me!
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My kids came up with this last night. I did not get the deeper meaning. But anyway… guess I am a robot… lol
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Erika…I’m so disappointed…please put a good word in for me, not all humans are bad you know 😉
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LOL!!! I definitely will!!! Since I am having a human experience for quiet a while I am sure I can convince them that the majority is lovely and kind… most of all John!!!
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Phewwww! Thank you 🙂 hahaha!
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😃
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Does this mean I’m partially robotic? Cause I see Gold and White at first and then the dress turns Blue and Black.
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It does I’m afraid…
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I knew it! I wonder what Robotic skills I have.
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I just made up a rumour that you probably have some kind of embedded robotic drill…I don’t know any more than that I’m afraid.
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Shhh! That was suppose to be a secret! haha
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I’m the worst sorry 😦 haha!
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Ve haf come to eat up all your chocolate and cause vurld vide confusion in your eyes. Ve also vant that dress, even if you humans see it the vrong colors, because ve haf make ze colors in our perfect images. Humans must bow to our superior powers of vision und see thes dress een all eet’s glory as vite und gold chiffon, perfect for Planet Robo vemen only.
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hahahahaha! Howling with laughter at this…hahaha!
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Oh my! I’m a robot! I never knew….. 0.o
Well I’m rebelling! I stand with the humans!!!
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The truth is out there…
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The world will never be the same again…. Especially since I’m going to find a way to use my robotic powers to become a superhero!! Mankind will win 😀
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I’m a robot? That explains a lot, actually ….
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My optical sensors–er–I mean eyes–saw white and gold. However, after my daughter insisted that I stare at it a bit longer I did see blue and black. Perhaps I’m slowly becoming more human. 😉
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Oh…the humanity ! I saw white and gold first.
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I had no idea that I was a robot…I wonder when the overlords will contact me to explain my mission.
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Oh Gosh NO!!! I AM A ROBOT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! How did this happen to me?!
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I heard someone say if you look at it one way it’s gold and white and if you look at it from a different angle it’s blue and black. I have tried upside down, sideways and from across the room and the dress is still gold and white. This is distressing since I don’t drink soy milk and I don’t like to sweat. My day has begun with the revelation that I’m a bad robot.
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John, I am one of those robot people. Fits me to a T!
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Apparently I am a robot. And I love chocolate. Don’t touch my chocolate.
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Deal! 🙂
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Okay. I saw two of the videos. I don’t know if that applies as well to the actual dress, or the photograph of that dress. I’ll move on …
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Hilarious! Guess I’m a Robo. Oh well…
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Just embrace it 😉 haha!
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Reblogged this on Books and More.
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What does it mean that I see ALL of the colors?! I’m a CYBORG?! And I love dark chocolate. I’ll cut someone if they touch my chocolate.
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hahaha I need a specialist for this, I can’t be sure…
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Maybe I’m the Terminator, not the Arnold one, but the Sam Worthington version, with less body hair 😀 Even the specialists will all disagree on my status as a Cyborg
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Team black and blue for the win!!!!
(I’m just now getting back into the blogging world again, hello friend!)
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Excellent!!!! 🙂 You have a WHOLEEEE different perspective to give now !
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Ha ha. brill
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Haha..I am.on Team Human too:-)
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Welcome to the fold 🙂
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