You can’t win em all…

MIxed Messages

Play good music at my funeral, and have a few drinks in my honor. That’s all I ask.

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  1. wanderwolf Avatar

    ha ha. Should we be worried for your safety? 🙂

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Looks that way, hahaha!

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  2. emtag2 Avatar

    “I gonna kill you John”…crying!!!!!!!! Kids are hilarious.

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      They make me giggle 😀

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  3. T Ibara Photo Avatar

    Kids… @__@

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  4. Saya Avatar
    Saya

    thats a 75% win 😀 you should be happy..

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    1. gluestickmum Avatar

      The others can give you a nice eulogy I suppose.

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      1. Saya Avatar
        Saya

        hehehe…poor John…such extreme comments must be disastrous for health..

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  5. gluestickmum Avatar

    o_O At least you’ve been warned.

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  6. sozsatire Avatar

    My wife’s a teacher John and regularly comes home with hilarious missives from her little charges. The best one was an interesting spelling mistake in the phrase “No you can’t”. I’ll leave you to work out the gaff mate. 🙂

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  7. vanbytheriver Avatar

    Dear John, I fear for you. ☺ Van

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  8. balletandboxing Avatar

    Did you show that to the kid’s parents?! Did they nod approvingly or were they mortified?

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  9. In My Cluttered Attic Avatar

    No worries John, I’m sure they love ya like we do. But just in case, I’m sending lilies. :O)

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  10. Noelene Avatar

    So funny!!

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  11. THE NATIVE Avatar

    Hehe. Kids are no longer kids and they now want to fix things. I will attend the funeral.

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  12. CoffeeWithThoughts Avatar

    haha I find that adorable!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      It is in its own murderous way haha!

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  13. jenimcmillan Avatar

    Hahaha! Some people are just hard to please 🙂

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      Can’t win em all 😉

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      1. jenimcmillan Avatar

        But keep trying 🙂

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  14. Melinda de los Santos Avatar

    I kept mine. I sure hope you keep yours. 🙂

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  16. mariabrown1 Avatar

    You can always put a restraining order on him and he’ll have to move schools!

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    1. Storytime with John Avatar

      That’s my contingency plan for sure!

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