Don’t you just love the internet?! I know I do. Just a few years ago a bizarre outfit choice by a celebrity would remain as just that – something that was briefly whispered about before been forgotten forever.
“Why would she wear an illuminous green suit? Is it a throwback to her favourite member of the Teletubbies in an attempt to be down with the kids at age 90?”
Who knows for sure. But whatever the reasoning it can now become so much more – thanks to the wonders of our technological age, and the fact that the costume is as near to a Star Wars movie green screen as you can get…here’s a quick rundown of some of the best I could find, and a brief supporting explanation of the outfits:
1. Yummy Pizza Queen:
This has totally changed my perception of the Queen as before now I will admit I had never considered her to be delicious…but in this pic, smothered in melted cheese and layered with pepperoni I can confidently say – yum.
2. Milky Way Queen:
In a collaboration with little known fashion designer Neil deGrasse Tyson this piece hints at the Queen’s plans for the future; to explore and conquer the entire universe. Please note that although the explosions look like stars…they are actually nukes.
3. LSD Queen of Rainbows:
The Queen has recently returned from a royal visit to Amsterdam where she reportedly stayed in a hostel. Initially she was pissed off at having to stay in a dorm alongside eleven strangers – but after a few hours she was at one with the world and her existence. This piece was created as a wearable collage of her trip experience.
4. Queen of D…Aubergines…Eggplants…yeah:
The Queen loves Instagram, and the lady’s emoticon game is strong. What more is there to say really?
5. Queen of the Cat Ladies:
Somewhat jealous after seeing more people search for “cute photos of cats” rather than “cute photos of the Queen of Great Britain and the Commonwealth” she decided to collaborate in order to boost her follower count. Personally I think she looks great…this is certainly a boon for devout cat ladies everywhere.
6. Queen of Old Simpsons’ Marathons:
The Queen is just like everyone else! She eats (exclusively from Waitrose, and Marks and Spencers) she drinks (from the tears of your jealousy) and likes nothing more than to sit in all Sunday watching old episodes of The Simpsons whilst quoting all of the best lines!
7. Queen of Arcade High Scores:
She is currently planning a royal visit to Tokyo to show the reigning Japanese champions what’s up. She thought a visual aid such as this may provide her with an edge.
8. Queen of Anti-Monarchist Mu…errr, this is getting weird:
Errrr…it’s her favourite song?
Hmmmmmm…so anyway, which one was your favourite? Well aside from the pizza coat – because that’s an obvious one.
But whatever your answer I hope this brought a little joy to your weekend! I’d pick this over doom and gloom, or petty trolling anyday!
John Lee Taggart 
Lol. I couldn’t get padt Puzza Queen. LMAO. Have a stunning Sunday Dear John. 😂
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I was cracking up at these this morning – so ridiculous 😂
Have a lovely day!
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hahah
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Hey, don’t knock Petty trolling, I had loads of fun the other day, repeatedly posting really negative reviews of his Full Moon Fever album…
…oh, wait, that’s not what you meant..?
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You had me going till the eggplants.
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OH. MY. GOD. Brilllllliant.
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Brilliant!
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