Tag: joke

• DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

  Were you brought up, and instructed to “respect your elders”? Well yeah, so was I…and although this phrase sounds a little Star Wars-ish, once you get past that, it is for the most part a sound bit of advice. After all with age, comes experience, and with experience comes wisdom (most of the time)…why would I want to make…

  December 4, 2014

  Musings

• Glasses Half-Full

  I wish that I suited glasses…I am jealous of people who look distinguished, and interesting with a nice pair of specs – so to combat this I permanently live under the illusion that I have just not found the right pair…so still I search, and search…hoping to one day find what I am looking for. …

  November 29, 2014

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• Tweety Bird

  The other day I was at a shopping center, and needed to pee. Nothing out of the ordinary there! After all, I often need to pee…well not often, I don’t have bladder problems, or weird kidneys – don’t get the wrong idea, it’s not like a running to the bathroom every two seconds thing, just you know…

  October 30, 2014

  Comedy Capers

• The Friend Zone

  I have a HUGE, HUGE problem – you see, I have a friend… I KNOW – TERRIBLE! BUT IT GETS WORSE…MUCH WORSE… This friend, unfortunately…is of the opposite sex. It’s unthinkable! Unfathomable! Urghhh, I can’t believe this madness exists in the world…it’s made even stranger as it doesn’t feel weird, I mean it feels the same…

  October 30, 2014

  Musings

• Flashback to Jeju Island’s “LoveLand”

  And yes…I do wake up in hot sweats from time to time, not sure why… Anyway – I found this website:  but I am guessing it is a have to see it to believe it kinda place – they were certainly very inventive with what they could do with the human penis. Ahem. I am going to…

  June 7, 2014

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