Pros and Cons of…me.

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The two middle school girls I teach this afternoon were almost falling asleep in my lesson on persuasive writing…that was until they thought up this masterpiece – I guess all they needed was a lively debate on something they are enthused about – at my expense of course, as per usual! 

think they’re joking…yeah, they’re joking…

 

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Ann the Famous and John the Unknown (Part II)

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I am well past the point of attempting to understand these ramblings. 

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Cannibalistic Kid…

“John…I really, really, want to eat your life.”

– Quiet six year old kindergarten child.

 

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What does she mean by that? I don’t think we’ll ever know…or at least, I hope I never find out!

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Teacher Man.

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With great power comes great responsibility…aka you most definitely need coffee to see you through the day.

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“Accidental” offensiveness.

So here is yet another lesson's work from my star middle school pupil...he CLAIMS this is his thumb...but, well...it isn't, let's be honest.
So here is yet another lesson’s work from my star middle school pupil…he CLAIMS this is his thumb…but, well…it isn’t, let’s be honest.

Would you buy a phone from this guy?

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Kindergarten Cutie vs. Teen Psycho.

Kindergarten Cutie vs. Middle School Psychopath.

Seriously…what happens in those years between kindergarten and middle school? The top picture is a lovely note I was given from one of my younger students, the bottom one is yet another crazed piece of work from a young teen I teach in the afternoon. Bizarre!

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똥침 (“Poop-Needle”)

There are always pros and cons to every big decision in life…and if you are a level-headed (ish) kind of person like me, it is best to think things over before jumping into something big. Like moving abroad for example, you do your research and find some other people’s thoughts on the place – they might mention that the country is rich in culture and historic tradition (oooh, interesting!), but also add that there is some negative bias from the older generation against foreigners (oooh, who cares?)…but nowhere in my research of South Korea did I find any reference to the horrific craze among Korean children that is, the “dong-chim” (똥침)

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