The kids have started doing something really, really weird – okay so weirdness isn’t exactly a shock to me anymore…but you know what I mean!
They’ve taken to crouching on all fours, and shoving their nostrils above people’s feet to get a good sniff. Anyone without shoes on is a target for them…I guess it’s a phase they are going through, I’m not sure. But it was only a matter of time before they got me –
(A child crouches down and starts to sniff the ground like a dog whilst making her way slowly to me…I try to edge away…but another one joins in…)
Child #1: Urghhhhhhhh! So smelly!
Me: Nooo! What, really? Are they?
Child #2: No don’t worry teacher, your feet are not smelly.
Me: Oh, thanks a lot!
Child #2: It’s your shoes that are smelly, not your feet.
Me: Wow. Thanks.
JUST FOR THE RECORD I DON’T HAVE SMELLY FEET OR SHOES…OR ANY OTHER VARIATION THAT BASICALLY MEANS THE SAME THING…I DON’T! WHAT? I DON’T!
But if I did…it would be from standing all day…or running about all day…or jumping around so much that I look like Jim Carrey would on ecstasy…
But I don’t. So it’s okay…
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