I don’t know what it is…but I can’t help it – it’s hard to resist…and the easy access makes it all the more simple – and therefore all the more difficult to avoid…
I’m talking about comparisons. What did you think I was talking about? Anyway….yeah, it’s like an addiction of sorts – fuelled by the little cartoonish angel, and devil that sit on either side of my slouched shoulders…neither of them are helpful if I’m honest…
Devil: hehehe! Look John, LOOOOK! Check out his wikipedia…by 21 he was doing comedy shows around the country, what are you doing, huh? Huh? hehehe…just quit now – and eat some cake.
Angel: Oh, don’t listen to him! Look! Look! Check out his story…he was addicted to heroin until his late 20s, you’re doing great…in comparison…sort of…but if you don’t make it – then…well yeah…heroin?
Thanks guys, but kindly fuck off – will you?!
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John Lee Taggart 
You’re probably a lot like James Franco. He had me at ‘cats’. (But not the Rene Zellweger kind, if you know what I mean.) Got the book already, but I don’t know yet what color it is. Don’t forget to display it on the video.
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Kindle…fired up to read later today.
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Excellent! Thank you 🙂
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It took me till about my mid-forties before I stopped comparing myself to everybody. Now I don’t give a damn.
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That’s a good place to be Rene, I’ll get there one day!
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