Playful Heart

I forgot to tell you all something funny that happened a couple of weeks ago…I guess I’ve been pretty caught up and busy with everything as of late! But better late, than never! Right? 

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You see the new boss called me in – and I don’t know about you…but in those kind of circumstances I go into a strange child-like freak out, where I rack through my brains wondering what crime I have committed, and pre-planning all of the excuses I will use as and when necessary…

“Excuse me…cake…which cake? Oh…that cake, no I don’t…hmmm…no I can’t really remember – but I know it wasn’t me.” 

Problem is I go red, and sweat profusely whether I am guilty or not. Not ideal. I am sure that I would fail a lie detector no matter which ridiculous question was asked…

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“Do you think the illuminati is a real thing?” Well, no I – BRAAAAAP – LIAR!

“Does eating rabbit droppings cure cancer?” No, how could – BRAAAAAAP – LIAR!

“Is Nicolas Cage the best actor ever?” This is getting ridic – BRAAAP – LIAR!

Anyway, that went off on a weird tangent for a bit…sorry! So yeah, I was called in to a one-on-one meeting with my boss…who told me I had received a complaint, sort of. You see one of the mothers had called up and reported that her child is having too much fun, and that has now became somewhat of a concern.

She has been saying something about her heart beating so fast, and being so excited it often feels like it is going to fall out! “Oh…so too much fun?” I queried, to which she nodded in reply. “So…we should…erm…have less fun?”

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I was confused, and so was she…“ermmmm – no, no…but, errrmmm…yeah I just wanted to pass that on…just carry on, but…be careful?”

Fun kills guys. You should probably take care too! Everything in moderation – you don’t want to OD on it after all! Although if you’re going to go…that has to be up there with the best of em!

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24 thoughts on “Playful Heart

  1. Amazing! A complaint because you are making people happy. Whatever next?

    By the way, if you get flustered etc before meetings or interviews then you would easily pass a lie detector test. It measures sweat and heartbeat and as you are already in panic-mode, it wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

    Thought you should know, just in case you cause too much fun and have to try to deny it.

    YDx

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  2. Ha! I do the same thing, I could probably fail a lie detector outright when they first asked me my name. As to having too much fun, sheesh! I used to work in a restaurant and we once got a complaint that the servers were too attractive and the burgers were too juicy. Our boss posted that one on the wall for us 😉

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  3. Funny how stuff gets linked up in our heads, my stroke was an amazing education in how my brain did and did not work, but you do a great job of weaving your way to where you want to be. Me it is a strange puzzle to sort through the randomness and remember what I was doing! Loved this!

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