All you need to know when it comes to getting rid of those pesky under eye dark circles…well, kinda.Ā
SIDE NOTE: I have no idea what that voice is supposed to be…like, at all…
DARK CIRCLES! (And How to Get RID!)
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LMAO! Drunk night out. Hope it was fun man.
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It was up man, until 5. That says it all probably! š
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My family is cursed with the dark circles so I’m just getting mentally prepared for it. I also smile a lot so people can’t usually see them, unless I’m that tired.
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Be ready!!! I read someplace something about tea bags or something, then spoons…then…seemed like it may get messy.
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Oh the joy.
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Hemorrhoid cream is supposed to work on dark under-eye circles (or so I’ve read on the internet). I’m not sure what happens if you apply it with a cold spoon.
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Oh wow! You learn something new every day! š
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Haha well (I don’t know if you were expecting this), if you cover your eyes with nice slices of cucumber or dip two tea bags in lukewarm water and put them over your eyes. Sorry to sound mum-like, but it would help (I’ve never heard about spoons though).
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haha! I shall try these remedies š thank you!
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Cucumber slices, mon. It’s all about the cucumber slices. You lie down, yeah? And put the slices–round ones–on your eyes–remember to CLOSE the eyes, and I am not responsible. Go to sleep with the slices on your eyes, and when you wake up–voila, no more vampire hottie…
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Ahhhh but maybe I like being the vampire hottie now, haha! I have some peppers lying around…that’s probably not going to work in the same way a cucumber may – actually I can see that being pretty painful! š
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Yes, I tried the peppers–Thai peppers to be exact–while wearing contact lenses–a lot of swearing, if the truth be told. Worse, my son the chef was chopping Scotch Bonnets or some such.. then he had to go pee-pee…
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Hi John. You’re hilarious. Smart too. Pizza DOES help! Make sure you let it cool a bit first. Then slap a piece onto to each eye. Garlic and mushroom work best. And, don’t skimp by using only one slice for both eyes. It helps to have your entire face covered.Something to do with the sinus points and the lymphatic system. Good luck.
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hahaha! This cracked me up š I shall try this tomorrow, I trust you completely – I can tell all of this is straight from your PHD studies Jo š finally a remedy I can easily get on board with!
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Sooooo….did you try it? Good, right?
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Heck, you’re a teacher… it’s a a badge of honor! Or go to the cosmetics department at the mall and get a dark circles cover stick. š
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spoons in freezer and on your eyes in the am, I’ve tried it, but I always forget those bloody spoons in there…
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Ok, I’ve been researching for you. According to InStyle’s Best Beauty Buys 2015 winner of the ‘best for dark circles’ category (yep, it’s a category!) is…cold spoons! No! Clinique’s Even Better Eyes Dark Circle Corrector which (and I quote, because, quite frankly, I haven’t the imagination to make this shit up) contains ‘optical brighteners [which] flood the dark under-eye area with light, and the texture’s a winner too.’
It’s Ā£30 mind, which is probably more fun spent on another night out and just owning your under-eye bags.
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LOL, I love this video!! And it was so funny when you called him “Edward Twilight,” that made me laugh out loud, haha. Have a great day!
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Keep having full night sleep. The dark circles will disappear. They are an indication that you are not having enough sleep. Sheen.
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