Tag: lifestyle

• Low Fat…Low Fun.

  Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death?  Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,…

  February 23, 2015

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• What is Success?

  “What is success?” And I know, I know…everyone has a different version of the definition – apparently…but we are all people, and for the most part this drives us to want the same things. To love, and be loved…to have a purpose, and a core motivation…to eat an entire family sized lasagna by yourself without…

  January 21, 2015

  Musings

• Fight Club

  I would like to think I am a lover, and not a fighter…after all, usually physical conflict doesn’t really solve much when you think about it. Obviously some people make it very tempting, but more often than not, non-peaceful ways to shut them the hell up, are somewhat frowned upon!  Naturally if your dear old…

  January 18, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• The Forking Path

  As this year draws to a close, I find myself musing on all that has happened up till now – and pondering on what may come my way in the future…the funny thing is, things never turn out the way you expect – which is what makes life so interesting! Or scary depending on how you look…

  December 23, 2014

  Musings

• According to Gym

  Okay, so this is a reply to a rather cheeky email I received yesterday(you know who you are!)… So the sender asked me how my fitness/diet regime was going…first thought was; “urghhh, fuck you!” Because come on! I am sure anyone with a single brain cell will be able to tell that a pizza/ice cream lover such…

  December 15, 2014

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• “All Grown Up.”

  I hate the expression “grown-up.”  There’s just something about it that is so depressingly final. I don’t mean to say that I want to live a completely infantalized  life*, I am merely trying to suggest that the idea of being a “grown up” is a lazy slump…in fact it is more than that, I would suggest it is…

  October 20, 2014

  Musings

• Flashback to Jeju Island’s “LoveLand”

  And yes…I do wake up in hot sweats from time to time, not sure why… Anyway – I found this website:  but I am guessing it is a have to see it to believe it kinda place – they were certainly very inventive with what they could do with the human penis. Ahem. I am going to…

  June 7, 2014

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