Tag: moron

• Bustin’ a Nut

  Forgive me for venting, but don’t you think nuts get unfairly branded negatively just about everywhere you turn? I’m not sure who decided on the marketing decision to use nuts as a frame of reference for just about everything that isn’t wonderful in the world…but whoever it was has totally ruined the good nut name…

  August 30, 2015

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• Adult Movies and Angry Stares

  I think as an eternally awkward and embarrassed individual certain scenarios are made doubly worse and triply…trebly…erm – errrr…three times as dramatic as they should be. Phew, that was an ordeal in itself!  But I have somewhat come to terms with this fact and now consider myself to be a somewhat fully functioning nervous wreck, as…

  July 31, 2015

  Comedy Capers

• Judging (The DON’T Judge Challenge)

  There’s something particularly unsettling about the recent #Don’tJudgeChallenge that’s doing the rounds…a trend which purports to be powered by a positive message, but misses the mark in a rather obvious and cruelly ironic way… Here is the so called ‘best of’ just in case you don’t know what I’m on about (TOP TIP: It’s really…

  July 21, 2015

  Musings

• BRITISH TEA (RIP)

  Well my dearly beloved…I had prayed the day would never come – and yet…here it is…I’m saddened to report that I have indeed…sorry I promised myself I wouldn’t cry… …ahem, I am saddened to report that…I have ran out of tea, and with this dagger to the heart – I have also ran out of…

  July 14, 2015

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• The Offensive Nature of Being Offended

  Have you ever being offended by something? I’m certain you have…but what happened exactly? What did someone say to rile you up so badly? What was it that they did that struck a nerve, and had you seeing red? Perhaps you looked something like this. I’d guess there was something personal and dear to you –…

  June 30, 2015

  Musings

• Men are Dogs.

  This may be one of those “is it just me?” circumstances…but honestly that just makes it more pressing that I get it off my chest!  You see I often find that…well…that I regularly…erm…okay. I do that dog thing, the instinctual spin before doing stuff. Not all the time, but it’s there for sure. Sitting down, standing up,…

  April 3, 2015

  Musings

• Glasses Half-Full

  I wish that I suited glasses…I am jealous of people who look distinguished, and interesting with a nice pair of specs – so to combat this I permanently live under the illusion that I have just not found the right pair…so still I search, and search…hoping to one day find what I am looking for. …

  November 29, 2014

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