BRITISH TEA (RIP)

Well my dearly beloved…I had prayed the day would never come – and yet…here it is…I’m saddened to report that I have indeed…sorry I promised myself I wouldn’t cry…

…ahem, I am saddened to report that…I have ran out of tea, and with this dagger to the heart – I have also ran out of hope, I am absolutely beside myself. 

Tea

RIP.

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42 thoughts on “BRITISH TEA (RIP)

  1. When my local Waitrose here in Dubai runs out of my favourite dark chocolate ginger cookies I cry. I buy them 5 packets at a time and it doesn’t seem to be enough. I’m sad, I know.

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      1. Feel free to add the noun you’re looking for! I’ve probably been called it before, John. In fact, I would put a wager on it.

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