FUCK SELFIES!

I feel like such a grumpy old man for saying this…but I still hate the whole selfie thing. Not just like taking a photograph of you and your ice cream (or whatever) and then sending it to your friend all: “haha – you don’t have a fucking ice cream, and I do!” – because of course, that is fantastic and IContinue reading “FUCK SELFIES!”

The Killer Kid…

Another day…another note…this time with so much laughter involved that it quite literally can’t be contained by the speech bubble. Should I be worried? I am picking out my funeral tunes, and coffin costume just in case. At least I look pretty slim in this picture – that’s the one plus.  http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn http://www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collectionContinue reading “The Killer Kid…”

A 1,000 Words.

A picture is worth a thousand words…or so the old saying goes, right? Well here is a picture – but what does it say exactly? That’s right! Top of the class! An automatic A for you! It says that this fine young gentleman is having a marvelous time on a Wednesday…that he is oddly un-phasedContinue reading “A 1,000 Words.”