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• Flashback to Jeju Island’s “LoveLand”

  And yes…I do wake up in hot sweats from time to time, not sure why… Anyway – I found this website:  but I am guessing it is a have to see it to believe it kinda place – they were certainly very inventive with what they could do with the human penis. Ahem. I am going to…

  June 7, 2014

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• NEVER try to reason with kids…

  Just a quick one here, but do please tell me what you would do in this situation. You see today one of the kids made it his aim to bite my bottom at all costs…like, he wasn’t going to let anything get in his way until my butt cheeks were shredded to pieces and bleeding…

  June 4, 2014

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• Old-Man Piss.

  You know what I like? Being surprised every now and again – you know, little things! Someone at work bringing me a coffee out of the blue, an unexpected email from a long lost friend, finding money in an old coat…the list goes on! These things serve as little day brighteners that boost your mood…

  May 31, 2014

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• Poo is funny.

  I think you have to be a certain type of person to be a teacher…you have to be supportive, empathetic, motivated AND motivational – actually I’m sure the list of adjectives could go on forever, but I won’t bore you with that. All I’ll say is that when it comes to teaching kindergarten, there is…

  May 18, 2014

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• Kindergarten Cutie vs. Teen Psycho.

  Seriously…what happens in those years between kindergarten and middle school? The top picture is a lovely note I was given from one of my younger students, the bottom one is yet another crazed piece of work from a young teen I teach in the afternoon. Bizarre! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook…

  May 15, 2014

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• Scrotum Stares

  Hungary – Budapest ~ 2005 If you ever venture to Eastern Europe, then be prepared for one thing – the stares. They’re wonderful places, and they’re filled with just as wonderful people (I’m sure), but it seems, that wherever you go, the total sum of its inhabitants can’t help but stare you down with a…

  May 14, 2014

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• Ann the Famous and John the Unknown

  A tale of woe with no real moral or meaning. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

  May 13, 2014

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• The Truth about Dog Cafés…

  Unbelievably I have already been in South Korea for eleven months, and I have only just experienced their fabled “dog cafés” this weekend! The reason for the wait you wonder? A mixture of inadvertent racism and unintentional ignorance I’m afraid! You see…when I was in China, a couple of years ago, I found that the…

  May 5, 2014

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• 똥침 (“Poop-Needle”)

  There are always pros and cons to every big decision in life…and if you are a level-headed (ish) kind of person like me, it is best to think things over before jumping into something big. Like moving abroad for example, you do your research and find some other people’s thoughts on the place – they…

  April 27, 2014

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