Another day, another unexpected and definitely legitimate email…
I googled the lady, as I was intrigued…and according to the very reliable Wikipedia, she inherited a fortune of $18.2 billion from some Walmart fella some years back. I’m shocked she would email little old me! I’m also shocked she can’t write properly, but never mind…
I wonder what her charity plans are…if she’s really teaming up with me, then maybe it will be a center for people who…erm…have often debilitating cheese addictions; CC we’ll call it – ‘Cheese Crack’. No…‘Coping with Cheese.’ Yeah, that’s more family friendly – we’ll go with that…that could be on a billboard, that could be on a commercial…‘Cheese Crack’ …not so much.
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John Lee Taggart 
LOL! You really are funny. I would not be terribly surprised she cannot write, there was some scandal a few year back where you could just pay someone to write all your papers for you and purchase a degree on line. It’s all the rage with the rich and famous these days.
Also, you’ll pry my cheese out of my cold dead hands.
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hahaha! I have the same feeling, don’t come between me and dairy items! And man…maybe I will get one of those degrees! Always wanted to be a doctor!
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I thought she married a Nigerian Prince?
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Sounds about right! haha!
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