Sugar Mommy

 Another day, another unexpected and definitely legitimate email…

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I googled the lady, as I was intrigued…and according to the very reliable Wikipedia, she inherited a fortune of $18.2 billion from some Walmart fella some years back. I’m shocked she would email little old me! I’m also shocked she can’t write properly, but never mind…

I wonder what her charity plans are…if she’s really teaming up with me, then maybe it will be a center for people who…erm…have often debilitating cheese addictions; CC we’ll call it – ‘Cheese Crack’. No…‘Coping with Cheese.’ Yeah, that’s more family friendly – we’ll go with that…that could be on a billboard, that could be on a commercial…‘Cheese Crack’ …not so much. 

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4 thoughts on “Sugar Mommy

  1. LOL! You really are funny. I would not be terribly surprised she cannot write, there was some scandal a few year back where you could just pay someone to write all your papers for you and purchase a degree on line. It’s all the rage with the rich and famous these days.

    Also, you’ll pry my cheese out of my cold dead hands.

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