HOW NOT TO FACE-PAINT 101!

So this week we had a “fun day” for the kids because there’s a Korean children’s holiday coming up soon! We sang songs, did some arts and crafts, and there was even a magician! Such laughs, such jokes, such jolly good fun! 

Then a big horrible monster of a man ruined it. As soon as he came bursting in a dark cloud was cast above the classroom…thunder and lightning began to crack, and air became cold. The beast spared no one…scarring both faces and minds alike – with simple strokes of a paint brush. Ruining childhoods, and lives with every ignorant flick of his accursed wrist.

Here is a picture of one of the survivors…he’s still alive, but who knows what degree of mental damage has been done?

Face Painting

I’m sorry, so so sorry…what’s worse is this was 100% my best effort. I’m surprised the parents haven’t came around to my home with flaming torches and pitchforks…

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17 thoughts on “HOW NOT TO FACE-PAINT 101!

  1. I gotta’ ask, did the kid just want a cool little ‘stach? You said, yeah, and then the line kept going, and then orange appeared. Oh, what to do? Drop some dots in, make two antenna, and thus we have a flutterby! Fun!

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  2. Don’t beat yourself up. It’s not that bad! Lol I havent stopped by your blog in a while but always puts me in a good mood. Thanks for that!^^

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