Tag: comedy
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Mad Axe Murderer Man (Spain)
Spain ~ Unknown – 2001 During my childhood my family would spend their summer holidays trawling through Europe. Wow, sounds wonderful! Well…sure, it does now, but back then I thought of it as a living hell. I mean, imagine this – five children and two adults squeezed into a battered people carrier, in searing heat…driving,…
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Monday…
I bet you don’t like Mondays…right? Well I am not sure anyone does; they mark the end of the weekend, and highlight the whole “I have to work in order to feed myself and basically just stay alive” thing – you know the one, it’s never nice. Well what you probably don’t know is that there…
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Flashback to Jeju Island’s “LoveLand”
And yes…I do wake up in hot sweats from time to time, not sure why… Anyway – I found this website: but I am guessing it is a have to see it to believe it kinda place – they were certainly very inventive with what they could do with the human penis. Ahem. I am going to…
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Pros and Cons of…me.
The two middle school girls I teach this afternoon were almost falling asleep in my lesson on persuasive writing…that was until they thought up this masterpiece – I guess all they needed was a lively debate on something they are enthused about – at my expense of course, as per usual! I think they’re joking…yeah, they’re joking……
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NEVER try to reason with kids…
Just a quick one here, but do please tell me what you would do in this situation. You see today one of the kids made it his aim to bite my bottom at all costs…like, he wasn’t going to let anything get in his way until my butt cheeks were shredded to pieces and bleeding…
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Ann the Famous and John the Unknown (Part II)
I am well past the point of attempting to understand these ramblings. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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India Visa NIGHTMARE.
This is an open letter to the Indian Embassy… Firstly, so there is no confusion – I just want to say an honest and sincere: FUCK YOU. Ahem, okay great – now that is done with I can continue with a little bit more tact (not my strongpoint I know, but I will try my…
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Cannibalistic Kid…
“John…I really, really, want to eat your life.” – Quiet six year old kindergarten child. What does she mean by that? I don’t think we’ll ever know…or at least, I hope I never find out! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!