This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear… I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then IContinue reading “What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…”
Some words of advice from my Eastern European(?!) alter-ego…not sure where he came from but whatever – DADBOD! GET ON IT! I’m silly sometimes, sorry. Okay…all the time… If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then I will get toContinue reading “GET THE DADBOD!”
We are often told by Hallmark card sentimentalists that “life is a rollercoaster”, and that “there are ups and downs”, and whatever else they bother to print. Which may or may not be true, but that’s not the point I’m making. Instead I am just stating that these printed catch-all messages don’t prepare you for the real depressingly low slumps inContinue reading “The Sandwich Day”
This is a bit of an over-share, I know that for certain…but I am hoping someone can shine some light on what is so far a very dark day… So after an innocent child mistook my man boobs for actual woman’s boobs sometime last week (to my absolute horror), I decided that perhaps I should cleanContinue reading “The Rebellion of the Stomach”
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Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death? Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,Continue reading “Low Fat…Low Fun.”
I really want to lose weight. I am sick of it. It follows me around everywhere…clinging to me, dragging me down with no regard for how I feel. I have simply grew tired of this one sided relationship! So in desperation I tried to lose it in a shopping mall – I ran around aContinue reading “Losing weight.”