July 9, 2015August 17, 2015 by Storytime with John

What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…

This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear…

I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you?

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15 Replies to “What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…”

sassafrassthefeisty says:

July 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm

I’m gonna go have some fucking pizza! And dark chocolate!!

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  July 9, 2015 at 3:03 pm
  
  Proud of you!!!
  
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  1. sassafrassthefeisty says:
    
    July 9, 2015 at 3:07 pm
    
    Thanks. I’m a rebel, living on the edge! Forget all that healthy stuff. And I don’t like almonds so those are DEFINITELY out!
    
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  2. Storytime with John says:
    
    July 10, 2015 at 12:37 am
    
    Love your philosophy, I’m on board for sure.
    
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therfpscribe says:

July 9, 2015 at 3:39 pm

OK, after 4 gin and tonics plus too much cheese, this is exactly what I needed to watch. (Tossing up between kebabs and pizza for dinner, now you’ve put “cheesy pastry” in my mind).

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  July 10, 2015 at 12:37 am
  
  Man…all of that stuff sounds GREAT right now.
  
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Aimer Boyz says:

July 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm

I didn’t shed a tear, I laughed my self silly. Great video! Going to go grab some sugar now 🙂

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  July 10, 2015 at 12:36 am
  
  haha, well that’s alright too I guess 🙂
  
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You Can Only Be You says:

July 9, 2015 at 4:48 pm

Reblogged this on YOU CAN ONLY BE YOU and commented:
hilarious. love it

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  July 10, 2015 at 12:32 am
  
  Glad you enjoyed it, thank you! 🙂
  
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Wanda B. Victorian says:

July 9, 2015 at 11:13 pm

HA! I bought into that. I bought calcium, chromium and magnesium and a billion other things. Guess what. I still wanted the “bad foods” because they TASTE BETTER THAN PILLS! The only one that benefited from my pill purchase? The company that made and sold the dang things.

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  July 10, 2015 at 12:31 am
  
  Wanda…hustled by vitamins! I guess you can’t trust anyone in this world – even that blasted chromium!
  
  Actually thanks for the heads up I won’t have to wonder if it works now.
  
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Geraint Isitt says:

July 10, 2015 at 7:48 am

I’m unhealthy and proud. The Waitrose down the road from me has these dark chocolate ginger cookies that I buy by the packetfull I love them so much. No vitamin on Earth will cure me of that.

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Melinda de los Santos says:

August 30, 2015 at 3:36 am

Hi, John! Love me spuds. And me broccoli. With TONS of butter. 😀
(Seriously, though. I think your kids could benefit from this kind of talk.)

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1. Storytime with John says:
  
  August 31, 2015 at 2:34 am
  
  Butter makes everything better!
  
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