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Fitness Fails

To long-time readers it won’t be a surprise to hear me say that I have a rather…unorthodox approach to fitness. That is…only if I truly have to and/or are made to cry in a corner because of constantly being called a big lumbering hippo. Basically whenever I feel humongously gross enough that the townsfolk may be at…

May 28, 2015

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The Shit Sandwich

Sometimes life doesn’t go smoothly. No sorry…let me rephrase that – life never goes smoothly. And you know what? That’s good! This is what makes life interesting in my opinion! The thrills, the spills! The highs, the lows! The laughter, the tears! All of this serves to add vibrant colour to life’s pages, and forges memories that make…

May 28, 2015

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Karma is REAL.

I am a strong believer of “what goes around comes around” – as this is something which is actually tangible in everyday life. I mean…you can actually see it in practice! People act in a certain way, or interact with others in a positive or negative manner…and the world has a way of bringing it back around…as…

May 21, 2015

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Arguments with Children

Arguments with children…I don’t know why I even allow myself to be suckered in – EVERY SINGLE TIME. Perhaps it’s some kind of vague ambition to truly educate, and make a difference…so that years in the future the now fully grown child reminisces and admits: “He was right! I’m so thankful he steered me in the right…

May 20, 2015

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A Suffocating Child

I remember seeing the little warning notes on plastic carrier bags as a kid…something along the lines of ‘To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and children!’ And like most people (I imagine) I thought “DURRRRRRRRRR! Why must people constantly be told what is glaringly obvious?!” Well…hmmm…about that one… Today I wandered into a classroom to be…

May 13, 2015

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Pee, and Pornography

I was chatting with a friend just the other day over dinner, when she told me a story of how she had endured a horrendous flight littered with visa complications – and vigorous crosschecks! Just my kinda story, right?! Anyway this led me to tell her of my last flight…which I think I didn’t share…

April 4, 2015

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Korean Language Learning

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April 2, 2015

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“Asian Yellow Dust”

I’m dying…please send help – well not really but this “Asian Yellow Dust” stuff is far from fun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoNP-CMa9O8&feature=youtu.be Excuse the weird ramble at the start, you know what I’m like! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101

March 2, 2015

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Why You Should NEVER Ski.

Have you ever been skiing? Because you see, I hadn’t until this Saturday – so the whole thing was a completely foreign experience for me! For those of you who haven’t, and/or are visitors from out of space, let me give you the low down… …basically you get to wear bizarrely fitted clothes which always make…

March 1, 2015

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Birthday Blues

Well I have just returned from a few days in the coastal city of Busan, in South Korea – couldn’t have wished for a better holiday to celebrate my birthday! Unfortunately there was to be one final hiccup – and I am still scratching my head wondering how it happened (while eating some birthday toffee,…

February 24, 2015

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