Tag: funny
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Flashback to Jeju Island’s “LoveLand”
And yes…I do wake up in hot sweats from time to time, not sure why… Anyway – I found this website: but I am guessing it is a have to see it to believe it kinda place – they were certainly very inventive with what they could do with the human penis. Ahem. I am going to…
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Pros and Cons of…me.
The two middle school girls I teach this afternoon were almost falling asleep in my lesson on persuasive writing…that was until they thought up this masterpiece – I guess all they needed was a lively debate on something they are enthused about – at my expense of course, as per usual! I think they’re joking…yeah, they’re joking……
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NEVER try to reason with kids…
Just a quick one here, but do please tell me what you would do in this situation. You see today one of the kids made it his aim to bite my bottom at all costs…like, he wasn’t going to let anything get in his way until my butt cheeks were shredded to pieces and bleeding…
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Ann the Famous and John the Unknown (Part II)
I am well past the point of attempting to understand these ramblings. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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India Visa NIGHTMARE.
This is an open letter to the Indian Embassy… Firstly, so there is no confusion – I just want to say an honest and sincere: FUCK YOU. Ahem, okay great – now that is done with I can continue with a little bit more tact (not my strongpoint I know, but I will try my…
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Cannibalistic Kid…
“John…I really, really, want to eat your life.” – Quiet six year old kindergarten child. What does she mean by that? I don’t think we’ll ever know…or at least, I hope I never find out! Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Teacher Man.
With great power comes great responsibility…aka you most definitely need coffee to see you through the day. Like this story? Then why not like the Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
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Please Wolverine…don’t stamp on my head.
“Don’t stamp on my head.” That’s probably something you’d expect people to automatically know not to do, it’s a given, it’s dangerous – and will probably leave you dead or with some kind of disability – so consequently it is not a thing most of us, as civilized human beings, get in the habit of…
John Lee Taggart 