Tag: kindergarten

Peeing Your Pants

If you’ve ever peed your pants, watch this video. If you’re peeing your pants right now…well, please go get a good wash, and a change of clothes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYhkqWPBi5E www.facebook.coms/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!

February 9, 2015

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Superhero Duo (For Hire)

Apply within… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towards Macmillan Cancer Support!

February 4, 2015

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I’m Kim Yuna!

The kids always ask me what my Korean name is – and so I always wind them up by saying it’s Olympic gold medalist “Kim Yuna”…they get freaked out, and I act all surprised as to what the problem is… “WHY?! Huh?! What do you mean?! My name is Kim Yuna!” …well yeah, suppose I should have…

February 2, 2015

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Hot Wheels!

We made wooden cars in class the other day…and as we all know, science-backed scientific research has proven flame designs make any car go faster. So obviously mine was the fastest. Aaron’s really got the mean-mug look down! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtH22_7OvU&feature=youtu.be

January 30, 2015

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I’m Finnish

I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

January 23, 2015

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Table Manners (DON’T MATTER?)

I need your help here my friends! You see naturally there are different table manners, and rules – when it comes to different countries…so what should I teach my Korean kids? The Western ways…or…do I try and get on board with the Korean etiquette? Help me out, please! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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GHOSTBUSTERS! (Coming Soon)

Less than a month till the big show – the graduation ceremony…where so much pressure is put on each, and every kindergarten student to perform – I’m talking; singing, dancing, poetry, speeches, music…and not to mention an insane amount of costume changes! After last year’s Kung Fu Fighting display, I am in a tough situation – as…

January 22, 2015

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Dreaded Dong Chim (똥침)

I’ve discussed it before…but that doesn’t mean it’s anything less than shocking – every – single – time! Surprise fingers jolting up your bum…no one should get used to that! Oh, and here’s the aforementioned post, about the dreaded dong chim! I hope the craze stops soon…I’m sore. www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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THE SHOCKING TRUTH.

This will turn your world upside down, and shatter everything you thought you knew. www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 19, 2015

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KID’S DRAWINGS SUCK! (RANT)

I had to get this off my chest – it’s an injustice that should be made history, immediately! Why we put up with it I just don’t know! I think I made my point…ish…kinda… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 15, 2015

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