Up or Down? (THE TOILET SEAT CONUNDRUM)

Since the dawn of porcelain potties there has been a vicious global debate…no sorry, not a debate – in fact I’d say it’s closer to a war. An unholy battle that seems to have no end in sight…relationships have crumbled, families have been torn apart – and billions of toilet seats have been spattered withContinue reading “Up or Down? (THE TOILET SEAT CONUNDRUM)”

Lazy Sundays (ARE THE BEST SUNDAYS!)

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A-Z Of Our Lives…

Here is a quick run down of the average person’s life…in the form of an A to Z… A – ‘A’ is for alien; as we were all once part of this weird science fiction scene were we grew inside another person, took sustenance from all they ate until we were ready, and then thrustContinue reading “A-Z Of Our Lives…”

UK vs. USA

UK VERSUS THE USA!!!! WHO WILL WIN?! WHO IS BETTER?! BATTLE ROYALEEE! LET’S GET REAAAAAADY TO RUMMMMMMBLEEEEE! Okay, it’s not as dramatic as all that but still…in this video I look at the differences between the UK and the USA…were are we similar? Were are we COMPLETELY different?! I only name  few that I haveContinue reading “UK vs. USA”

Happiness – What Could Have Been…

I am fascinated with life, and the idea of each and every person having their own pathway on which they follow…  It’s not that I believe in fate, or that I think we have any kind of predetermined outcome by some fella upstairs…instead I think of us as paving our own way – desperately struggling to layContinue reading “Happiness – What Could Have Been…”

I’m 24.

It’s my birthday, and I am 24 years old. Why does that sound like an AA meeting, or something? Like  a confessional? Because I’m not bummed about it by any means – in fact I think I like the sound of it a lot better! It’s a kind of in between age like 23 is, still onContinue reading “I’m 24.”

The Forking Path

As this year draws to a close, I find myself musing on all that has happened up till now – and pondering on what may come my way in the future…the funny thing is, things never turn out the way you expect – which is what makes life so interesting! Or scary depending on how you lookContinue reading “The Forking Path”

DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

Were you brought up, and instructed to “respect your elders”? Well yeah, so was I…and although this phrase sounds a little Star Wars-ish, once you get past that, it is for the most part a sound bit of advice. After all with age, comes experience, and with experience comes wisdom (most of the time)…why would I want to makeContinue reading “DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS.”

The Meaning of Life (Poem)

We walk on that yellow brick road… Hoping for something greater to show us our soul. We try, and dig deep – but in thoughts we are lost… the who, what, when…it’s true; ignorance is our cross. There is no manual, no how to guide – Just life’s rich tapestry…the roller-coaster ride.  “NO! I AM THE WIZARD, THE WIZARDContinue reading “The Meaning of Life (Poem)”