What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…

This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear… I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then IContinue reading “What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…”

Caricature – Attack of the KENK.

Thanks to some significant peer pressure I faced one of my fears last week…getting a caricature of myself drawn – to my surprise (not really) the elephant pinocchio concord kenk stole the show: What do you reckon then? Spot on, or way off? http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn http://www.youtube.com/storytimewithjohn101 Please buy my collection of stories! Get it in paperback here – or on Kindle here! ALL proceeds go towardsContinue reading “Caricature – Attack of the KENK.”

KID’S DRAWINGS SUCK! (RANT)

I had to get this off my chest – it’s an injustice that should be made history, immediately! Why we put up with it I just don’t know!  I think I made my point…ish…kinda… http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

How I’ll Die.

Just found this in my pocket… …I think I get the message… (In the future I’m a Tellitubbie master-criminal, with a penchant for wearing  Scream masks – and the police are after me…and will no doubt shoot me dead? No? Other thoughts?!) http://www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

Meet my Monkey!

I have literally JUST got this through! And as promised I am IMMEDIATELY sharing it with you all! (I hope that is allowed…oopsies!) Anyway, I am more than proud to welcome Morgan the Monkey…so here is a brief overview; Morgan is a spacecraft test pilot who finds himself stranded on the moon after crash landingContinue reading “Meet my Monkey!”