Tag: stories
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Alarm Clock Hock
I used to be awoken by alarm clock every day, like just about everyone the world over…it’s annoying little chime would rudely awake me from my peaceful rest in slumberland, and bring me back to the real world with a grunt and a grimace. However now this routine has became somewhat defunct: No longer needed!…
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Pee, and Pornography
I was chatting with a friend just the other day over dinner, when she told me a story of how she had endured a horrendous flight littered with visa complications – and vigorous crosschecks! Just my kinda story, right?! Anyway this led me to tell her of my last flight…which I think I didn’t share…
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Men are Dogs.
This may be one of those “is it just me?” circumstances…but honestly that just makes it more pressing that I get it off my chest! You see I often find that…well…that I regularly…erm…okay. I do that dog thing, the instinctual spin before doing stuff. Not all the time, but it’s there for sure. Sitting down, standing up,…
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Peed my Pants.
Let me vent about a horrible little BASTARD at my work-place…this piece of shit, urghhhh – look alright, I’m sorry and everything, but this simply has to be said. I can’t put it off any longer, and I can’t let this kind of behaviour slide for one second more! I just can’t let it pass! After all, if I…
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The Next Step…
The emblazoned image of the metaphorical crossroads is almost constantly in our thoughts. It sits right there…taunting us with deep-cutting barbs: “hahahaha! You’re STOOOPID! You can’t even decide what to do – you’re just standing there with a slack jawed look! How do you even operate in normal society?! GOD, just stop trying altogether. PLEASE.” (Or you know,…
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Justin Bieber – Comedy Roast! (RANT)
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Kiss Me, I’m not Irish.
So it is upon us again…St. Patrick’s Day! Or as I like to call it “the day Americans tell you they are Irish because their Grandmother’s half-cousin once dated a guy who once had a teacher who was Irish.” ..so yeah, with that in mind it should come as no surprise that the global Irish population expands temporarily…
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Tricky Decisions
There are often tough decisions we have to make in life – some of them are major heart-wrenching numbers, you know; should I move abroad to look for work? Should I go back to school? Do I really need extra cheese on this XL pizza? But occasionally these choices demand an instant response, and can’t…
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Mc Donald’s Head.
I’ve noticed something since I started travelling the world, and it has only been strengthened during my time writing this blog, and putting together my stories! Humour is something that brings people together – it’s a very HUMAN experience…and isn’t limited by race, culture, or whatever else! l meet new people when travelling from all…
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LOOK UP! (Little Things)
Sort of carrying on from my post about enjoying every day of your life (not just the weekends) with this one…except with this video I am talking about paying attention in life, so that you don’t miss some potentially beautiful moments! Of course I touch upon a number of other things throughout this particular ramble…
John Lee Taggart 