What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…

This is a tale of woe, a tale of misery…you may even shed a tear… I mean I just ate a burger so I’m quite content – but what about you? If you have a video request you can leave a comment, or send me an email – if it’s a cool/interesting idea then IContinue reading “What Food Cravings REALLY Mean…”

Low Fat…Low Fun.

Sitting here, staring into the grey abyss of my cereal bowl. The foul putrid liquid that softens, and dulls the frosted flakes – turning them into flavorless cardboard husks before my very eyes. How did it come to this? Do I deserve this fate, which is surely worse than death?  Low fat…it’s low fun. It’s flavourless,Continue reading “Low Fat…Low Fun.”

According to Gym

Okay, so this is a reply to a rather cheeky email I received yesterday(you know who you are!)… So the sender asked me how my fitness/diet regime was going…first thought was; “urghhh, fuck you!” Because come on! I am sure anyone with a single brain cell will be able to tell that a pizza/ice cream lover suchContinue reading “According to Gym”

Losing weight.

I really want to lose weight. I am sick of it. It follows me around everywhere…clinging to me, dragging me down with no regard for how I feel. I have simply grew tired of this one sided relationship! So in desperation I tried to lose it in a shopping mall – I ran around aContinue reading “Losing weight.”