FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me.
I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little hustle. You may have noted that my code name is “Attn”, it’s what I’m known as in the streets you see…it stands for, errr…“Astronaut Trout Trouble Neanderthal” – because one time I punched a guy so hard, he thought he had went into space, and now he talks like a trout…just sitting in a chair bubbling away to himself.
Anyway, if you want to be involved then all you need to do is send your name, address, telephone, blood type, and left lung to the “Delivery Agent” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, he-he-he) listed above. Cheers! See you in prison soon!
John Lee Taggart 
Hahahaha dead!!!
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Ridiculous, but never mind! 😀
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John, I have an answer from WP on the reason for the action they took (hint: it has nothing to do with your second career LOL). I think I sent you the link to the forum I queried in my reply to your last post. I always wanted to be a detective! Let me know if you need that link again.
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Hi Laura, really appreciate all you are doing, THANK YOU! I have some possibly promising news, I will share soon – after work 😉
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Good! You’re welcome! Looking forward to hearing good news 🙂
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Awesome, I love a good rogue 😉
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That’s me alright! 😀
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What an opportunity, you lucky dog!
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Just when I thought everything was going wrong! 😀
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You go secret agent 🙂 but what about the Neanderthal bit? Is that testimony to your ancient lineage?
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Well I could tell ya…but I’d have to kill ya! 😉
Or you know, beg you not to tell anyone!
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I laughed out loud. Very nice, ATTN!
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Cheers man! It’s tough being so tough, you know? 😉
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i am so tired of such emails!! inhave already won millions!!! still such a broke 😉
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hahaha, me too! 😦
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lol
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That Alan guy is real nice. Good luck with the money!
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Why thank you, I plan to live on an island someplace 😉
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That’s the spirit! One of them 3-hour tour thingies.
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😀
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Please keep my secret 😀
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only if I get 1,399,999 USD…u can keep the rest 😛
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Ahhhh now who is the gangster! haha! 😀
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😀 hehhee…happy to join the team.. 😀
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So it was you they were talking about when I tried to take a short cut in the back alley … hmmmm what if i send them the right lung instead?
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hahahaha! Nah, it has to be the left I’m told 😉 terms and conditions, ey?
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hahahah! ATTN, nice to meet you! 🙂
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Cool dint know there was a gansta inside uu :p 😉
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So happy for you, Attn, maybe you can now buy WordPress and make some changes !
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Welcome on WordPress. Looking forward to hearing from your dirty and violent plans …lol
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Just forwarded my kidneys and all of my assets to an Ethiopian prince. My email also read Attn. Wait…What? Was this not the appropriate response to such a well-worded email? Live and learn 🙂
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Ahh…. I get that often on my email too lol.
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Do you reply? haha!
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Nope! Some of them are women who thinks I am a man who has a multimillion transaction lol.
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