Feels Good to be a Gangsta

FINALLY! My super top-secret, massively illegal, and deep down, dastardly plan is almost complete! It’s been a long time in the making, but it was good to see my super mysterious confidant (Allan Still – real name, Margaret Smithson) come through for me.

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I trust you guys, which is why I am letting you in on this little hustle. You may have noted that my code name is “Attn”, it’s what I’m known as in the streets you see…it stands for, errr…“Astronaut Trout Trouble Neanderthal”  – because one time I punched a guy so hard, he thought he had went into space, and now he talks like a trout…just sitting in a chair bubbling away to himself.

Anyway, if you want to be involved then all you need to do is send your name, address, telephone, blood type, and left lung to the “Delivery Agent” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, he-he-he)  listed above. Cheers! See you in prison soon! 

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34 thoughts on “Feels Good to be a Gangsta

  1. John, I have an answer from WP on the reason for the action they took (hint: it has nothing to do with your second career LOL). I think I sent you the link to the forum I queried in my reply to your last post. I always wanted to be a detective! Let me know if you need that link again.

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  2. So it was you they were talking about when I tried to take a short cut in the back alley … hmmmm what if i send them the right lung instead?

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  3. Just forwarded my kidneys and all of my assets to an Ethiopian prince. My email also read Attn. Wait…What? Was this not the appropriate response to such a well-worded email? Live and learn 🙂

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