Treasure Your Kids! (Haemorrhoids)

I get a bit sappy on this one…also, erm…haemorrhoids. Apologies.

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15 thoughts on “Treasure Your Kids! (Haemorrhoids)

  1. Feeling parental isn’t weird, it’s only natural 😃. Coming from the student perspective, we often look up to our teachers when we are younger because they are the group of people who have as much influence as our parents, if not more. When we get older, the relationship becomes more selective: We admire the teachers who are compassionate, just as passionate about the subject as we are, and we look to the ones who are encouraging. They give us confidence that we may not be able to get from any other source. 😃


  2. Have you by any chance stolen the Ark of the Covenant? Because when the Philistines had the CHUTZPAH to do so in King David’s time (long story,) God afflicted them with hemorrhoids so severe that when they squatted down to shit, mice ran up their asses and…did something. So the Philistines got the idea very quickly and sent the Ark back, accompanied by enormous sculptures of hemorrhoids cast in pure gold. Read it for yourself if you have nothing else to do. It’s in Samuel I.
    So maybe the little darlings had been learning all about Philistines, and hemorrhoids, you know, normal Bible stuff, and were all pumped up about it! Yes!


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