Tag: amusing

Tarzan’s Embarrassment

A tale of embarrassment, and woe – straight from the most cringe worthy section of my childhood’s chronicles! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 24, 2015

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GET RICH QUICK!

That’s everyone’s aim right…no? Oh, well perhaps not – but if it is your aim then maybe you would do well to watch this video – so that you can see how NOT to do it! What we have here are Korean compensation scam artists caught in the act! What ensues is just all out ridiculousness… Courtesy of…

January 24, 2015

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I’m Finnish

I’ve been asked to provide five possible short stories, which display language errors – for a Korean made English language book – I suppose the aim is to point out possible mistakes that could be made, so that English learners don’t have to make them personally! Anyway, I have to get them done by Sunday!…

January 23, 2015

Comedy Capers
Table Manners (DON’T MATTER?)

I need your help here my friends! You see naturally there are different table manners, and rules – when it comes to different countries…so what should I teach my Korean kids? The Western ways…or…do I try and get on board with the Korean etiquette? Help me out, please! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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Dreaded Dong Chim (똥침)

I’ve discussed it before…but that doesn’t mean it’s anything less than shocking – every – single – time! Surprise fingers jolting up your bum…no one should get used to that! Oh, and here’s the aforementioned post, about the dreaded dong chim! I hope the craze stops soon…I’m sore. www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

January 22, 2015

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What is Success?

“What is success?” And I know, I know…everyone has a different version of the definition – apparently…but we are all people, and for the most part this drives us to want the same things. To love, and be loved…to have a purpose, and a core motivation…to eat an entire family sized lasagna by yourself without…

January 21, 2015

Musings
Korean Kung-Fu Fighting

Oh my goodness! Look what I just found! I’d forgotten there was video! p.s. just a little side note – the reason I am moving so robotically, is that my boob piece thing was about to pop out, and my various weaponry was also threatening to fall out of my belt – so it was…

January 5, 2015

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“Storytime Guy”

I’m sitting in Amsterdam airport at the moment, making use of the hour long free WIFI! According to my stats page, a bunch of people are coming to the site, after searching things like; “storytime guy”, “guy who says storytime”, and “funny storytime boy”. Whilst I am pleased a stranger’s viral video has inadvertently brought people to my site…I…

December 17, 2014

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Suck my Balls.

My new obsession… Bubble tea! Kind of inappropriate advertising by Korea…but still! Good stuff! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn

December 14, 2014

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The Meaning of Life (Poem)

We walk on that yellow brick road… Hoping for something greater to show us our soul. We try, and dig deep – but in thoughts we are lost… the who, what, when…it’s true; ignorance is our cross. There is no manual, no how to guide – Just life’s rich tapestry…the roller-coaster ride. “NO! I AM THE WIZARD, THE WIZARD…

December 1, 2014

Musings