Tag: bizarre
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According to Gym
Okay, so this is a reply to a rather cheeky email I received yesterday(you know who you are!)… So the sender asked me how my fitness/diet regime was going…first thought was; “urghhh, fuck you!” Because come on! I am sure anyone with a single brain cell will be able to tell that a pizza/ice cream lover such…
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Suck my Balls.
My new obsession… Bubble tea! Kind of inappropriate advertising by Korea…but still! Good stuff! www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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The Oracles
Re-watched this wonderful video recently… My 23rd year is almost over, and I must say their tarot reading was a little off, their horoscope predictions somewhat skew-whiff! Hmmm…but there’s always next year I suppose… www.facebook.com/storytimewithjohn
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A 1,000 Words.
A picture is worth a thousand words…or so the old saying goes, right? Well here is a picture – but what does it say exactly? That’s right! Top of the class! An automatic A for you! It says that this fine young gentleman is having a marvelous time on a Wednesday…that he is oddly un-phased…
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The Meaning of Life (Poem)
We walk on that yellow brick road… Hoping for something greater to show us our soul. We try, and dig deep – but in thoughts we are lost… the who, what, when…it’s true; ignorance is our cross. There is no manual, no how to guide – Just life’s rich tapestry…the roller-coaster ride. “NO! I AM THE WIZARD, THE WIZARD…
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A Hollow Halloween
Well guys I was waiting till the shame subsided…but it doesn’t look like it will any time soon…so I am going to go ahead and tell you what happened to me during Halloween of this year! I didn’t go all out – not in the slightest in fact, however last year I did, I picked up…
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“Delusions of Grandeur” *(Excerpt II)*
This is a short passage from my work in progress, Nanowrimo novel. In the excerpt Eric is struggling to sleep, and finds himself suddenly fascinated with the world around him, both real…and imaginary… The curtains flutter and clap against the window sill, making me aware of the trespassing evening wind. It brushes against my face, gently caressing…
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Maddening Meatballs
Are you sitting down? Because, you certainly need to be seated for this…as what follows here, may be the most excruciatingly painful bit of news you will here for some time…a horrendous event that has certainly scarred me for life, and has depressed me to no end. So it all started off relatively normal, I was hungry…which is…
John Lee Taggart 